Lori: Hey, I don't let people punch me at 9 different classes per week. So, in other words, pot. kettle. black.
This was me. Lori and I are like the same person, but not quite.
Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Kat - Nov 07, 2002 10:22:52 pm PST #740 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Alibelle - Nov 08, 2002 12:10:50 am PST #741 of 10000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
This was me. Lori and I are like the same person, but not quite.
Hahahahahahaha. See? I told you so.
Betsy HP - Nov 08, 2002 9:57:57 am PST #742 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Miracleman, explaining recent climactic events:
wait? It doesn't rain in southern california.
Very true. Current theories are that a giant water zeppelin exploded in the upper atmosphere. It doesn't quite explain the gray...stuff...things obscuring the sun, but I'm sure NASA's top scientists are on it.
In the meantime, we're scouring the area for a virgin to toss into the Beverly Center as an appeasement to the sun-god.
We're having NO luck with that, by the way. We may have to go with Anna Nicole Smith and just laugh at the way she bounces.
Nutty - Nov 08, 2002 11:18:41 am PST #743 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
In Bitches:
askye:What people doing to my childhood? It was already bad enough that Winnie the Pooh was ruined by the Kama Sutra of Pooh and Pooh and Piglet 69ing and the Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore threesome.
Nooo...I have to have people suggesting Aslan and Reepicheep.
The only thing left of my childhood to be warped is...well there's not much else is there?
PMM: The Cat in the Hat Does Whoville! [...] Horton Blows a Who!
Aims - Nov 08, 2002 11:39:51 am PST #744 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Noumenon in Natter:
Back in the day, I guess this would have been enough to convince me not to have sex with ita. Now it's just enough to convince me not to have sex with ita while on fire.
Madrigal Costello - Nov 08, 2002 11:44:01 am PST #745 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
billytea - Nov 08, 2002 2:30:06 pm PST #746 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Nutty in Spike's Bitches, if only to celebrate the weird and exciting world in which she lives:
I think if it has people-cells in it, it counts as people. I mean, if you were born with a vestigial third arm coming out of your forehead, and had it amputated, would you then go ahead and celebrate by roasting it like a hot dog and having it for dinner?
Betsy HP - Nov 08, 2002 2:45:31 pm PST #747 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Aimée: It's one of those "You are very lucky that we gave you one so shut up because noone else will give you one" credit cards.
Steph L.: Ah, the ever-popular You Are Our Bitch VISA.
Aimée: Actually, this is the lesser known We Have You By The Shorthairs Mastercard.
Betsy HP - Nov 08, 2002 2:52:23 pm PST #748 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Steph L., making her preferences known:
I wouldn't wear a thong even if it came with a guarantee that James Marsters was going to pull it off me with his teeth.
Trudy Booth - Nov 08, 2002 8:01:35 pm PST #749 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
David S in Bitches:
Cherish is the word that is used to describe
the nutrient rich utereus lining which feeds from inside...
(It was disturbing even in context.)