'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Bitches:
askye:What people doing to my childhood? It was already bad enough that Winnie the Pooh was ruined by the Kama Sutra of Pooh and Pooh and Piglet 69ing and the Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore threesome.
Nooo...I have to have people suggesting Aslan and Reepicheep.
The only thing left of my childhood to be warped is...well there's not much else is there?
PMM: The Cat in the Hat Does Whoville! [...] Horton Blows a Who!
Noumenon in Natter:
Back in the day, I guess this would have been enough to convince me not to have sex with ita. Now it's just enough to convince me not to have sex with ita while on fire.
Nutty in Spike's Bitches, if only to celebrate the weird and exciting world in which she lives:
I think if it has people-cells in it, it counts as people. I mean, if you were born with a vestigial third arm coming out of your forehead, and had it amputated, would you then go ahead and celebrate by roasting it like a hot dog and having it for dinner?
Aimée: It's one of those "You are very lucky that we gave you one so shut up because noone else will give you one" credit cards.
Steph L.: Ah, the ever-popular You Are Our Bitch VISA.
Aimée: Actually, this is the lesser known We Have You By The Shorthairs Mastercard.
Steph L., making her preferences known:
I wouldn't wear a thong even if it came with a guarantee that James Marsters was going to pull it off me with his teeth.
David S in Bitches:
Cherish is the word that is used to describe
the nutrient rich utereus lining which feeds from inside...
(It was disturbing even in context.)
A moment ago in Bitches:
Me (re. something else, and straight line-i-ly):
I mean, there was the citrus fuck, with Hec, but that's not relevant. ... is it?
Hec:
It's relevant that I didn't fuck citrus.
billytea:
Y'know, I'm starting to think it's kind of suspicious that you're so... insistent about this. I'm imagining you sitting there thinking "Please oh please, don't ask about the papayas."
Hec:
I cut down a guava tree in my youth. There was no porn. I ran over mangos with my lawn mower. There was no porn.
Your interest in wildlife, however, Mr. tea, is what's setting off my Perv-dar.
Praise you Lorne, you are the Lord of Hosts.
Praise you Groo, you are the Champion and the Shield.
Praise you Joss, you are the King of Kings.
Praise you William/Bill/Billy you are the name above all names.
askye, non-spoilery, in, oddly, Firefly.
ita in Firefly
I call it Zoe, Simon, Mal & Jayne in my head, to scan like the short-lived Michael Rosenbaum/Selma Blair jobbie do.