'Never Leave Me'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nutty in Spike's Bitches, if only to celebrate the weird and exciting world in which she lives:
I think if it has people-cells in it, it counts as people. I mean, if you were born with a vestigial third arm coming out of your forehead, and had it amputated, would you then go ahead and celebrate by roasting it like a hot dog and having it for dinner?
Aimée: It's one of those "You are very lucky that we gave you one so shut up because noone else will give you one" credit cards.
Steph L.: Ah, the ever-popular You Are Our Bitch VISA.
Aimée: Actually, this is the lesser known We Have You By The Shorthairs Mastercard.
Steph L., making her preferences known:
I wouldn't wear a thong even if it came with a guarantee that James Marsters was going to pull it off me with his teeth.
David S in Bitches:
Cherish is the word that is used to describe
the nutrient rich utereus lining which feeds from inside...
(It was disturbing even in context.)
A moment ago in Bitches:
Me (re. something else, and straight line-i-ly):
I mean, there was the citrus fuck, with Hec, but that's not relevant. ... is it?
Hec:
It's relevant that I didn't fuck citrus.
billytea:
Y'know, I'm starting to think it's kind of suspicious that you're so... insistent about this. I'm imagining you sitting there thinking "Please oh please, don't ask about the papayas."
Hec:
I cut down a guava tree in my youth. There was no porn. I ran over mangos with my lawn mower. There was no porn.
Your interest in wildlife, however, Mr. tea, is what's setting off my Perv-dar.
Praise you Lorne, you are the Lord of Hosts.
Praise you Groo, you are the Champion and the Shield.
Praise you Joss, you are the King of Kings.
Praise you William/Bill/Billy you are the name above all names.
askye, non-spoilery, in, oddly, Firefly.
ita in Firefly
I call it Zoe, Simon, Mal & Jayne in my head, to scan like the short-lived Michael Rosenbaum/Selma Blair jobbie do.
We can COMM AIM talk, right? For special occasions?
mmerlizard: AIM is hard on the tendons!
CaBil (1:39 AM): AIM is hard on the tendons? I would think skating would be worse...
mmerlizard (1:40 AM): Well, different sets, at least. Or do you type with your toes?
CaBil (1:41 AM): No, just focus my rage at the world at the keyboard, and the keys type out of fear....
Kinesthetic letters revisited -
Alibelle:
I think v is a mottled purple.
Rebecca Lizard:
That's because you are insane!
Wait. Ow. Again. I'm an idiot. This is the worst thing to argue about, because I both KNOW it's totally completely subjective and WILL vary from person to person, and am simultaneously possessed of a very, very, deep and unshakable conviction that mine is the ONLY TRUE V. Because... purple? Is just WRONG. Wronger than a Riley/Parker sandwich, served with orange juice after you've just brushed your teeth.
Cindy:
Damn. My limo to the life of crime always hits a speed bump before it's even out of the driveway.