Noumenon in Natter:
Back in the day, I guess this would have been enough to convince me not to have sex with ita. Now it's just enough to convince me not to have sex with ita while on fire.
Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Aims - Nov 08, 2002 11:39:51 am PST #744 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Madrigal Costello - Nov 08, 2002 11:44:01 am PST #745 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
billytea - Nov 08, 2002 2:30:06 pm PST #746 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Nutty in Spike's Bitches, if only to celebrate the weird and exciting world in which she lives:
I think if it has people-cells in it, it counts as people. I mean, if you were born with a vestigial third arm coming out of your forehead, and had it amputated, would you then go ahead and celebrate by roasting it like a hot dog and having it for dinner?
Betsy HP - Nov 08, 2002 2:45:31 pm PST #747 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Aimée: It's one of those "You are very lucky that we gave you one so shut up because noone else will give you one" credit cards.
Steph L.: Ah, the ever-popular You Are Our Bitch VISA.
Aimée: Actually, this is the lesser known We Have You By The Shorthairs Mastercard.
Betsy HP - Nov 08, 2002 2:52:23 pm PST #748 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Steph L., making her preferences known:
I wouldn't wear a thong even if it came with a guarantee that James Marsters was going to pull it off me with his teeth.
Trudy Booth - Nov 08, 2002 8:01:35 pm PST #749 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
David S in Bitches:
Cherish is the word that is used to describe
the nutrient rich utereus lining which feeds from inside...
(It was disturbing even in context.)
Rebecca Lizard - Nov 08, 2002 10:30:37 pm PST #750 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
A moment ago in Bitches:
Me (re. something else, and straight line-i-ly):
I mean, there was the citrus fuck, with Hec, but that's not relevant. ... is it?
Hec:
It's relevant that I didn't fuck citrus.
billytea:
Y'know, I'm starting to think it's kind of suspicious that you're so... insistent about this. I'm imagining you sitting there thinking "Please oh please, don't ask about the papayas."
Hec:
I cut down a guava tree in my youth. There was no porn. I ran over mangos with my lawn mower. There was no porn.
Your interest in wildlife, however, Mr. tea, is what's setting off my Perv-dar.
Elena - Nov 08, 2002 10:44:57 pm PST #751 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Praise you Lorne, you are the Lord of Hosts.
Praise you Groo, you are the Champion and the Shield.
Praise you Joss, you are the King of Kings.
Praise you William/Bill/Billy you are the name above all names.
askye, non-spoilery, in, oddly, Firefly.
Kat - Nov 08, 2002 10:46:58 pm PST #752 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
ita in Firefly
I call it Zoe, Simon, Mal & Jayne in my head, to scan like the short-lived Michael Rosenbaum/Selma Blair jobbie do.
Rebecca Lizard - Nov 08, 2002 11:47:14 pm PST #753 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
We can COMM AIM talk, right? For special occasions?
mmerlizard: AIM is hard on the tendons!
CaBil (1:39 AM): AIM is hard on the tendons? I would think skating would be worse...
mmerlizard (1:40 AM): Well, different sets, at least. Or do you type with your toes?
CaBil (1:41 AM): No, just focus my rage at the world at the keyboard, and the keys type out of fear....