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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Rebecca Lizard - Nov 08, 2002 10:30:37 pm PST #750 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

A moment ago in Bitches:

Me (re. something else, and straight line-i-ly):

I mean, there was the citrus fuck, with Hec, but that's not relevant. ... is it?

Hec:

It's relevant that I didn't fuck citrus.

billytea:

Y'know, I'm starting to think it's kind of suspicious that you're so... insistent about this. I'm imagining you sitting there thinking "Please oh please, don't ask about the papayas."

Hec:

I cut down a guava tree in my youth. There was no porn. I ran over mangos with my lawn mower. There was no porn.

Your interest in wildlife, however, Mr. tea, is what's setting off my Perv-dar.

Elena - Nov 08, 2002 10:44:57 pm PST #751 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

Praise you Lorne, you are the Lord of Hosts.

Praise you Groo, you are the Champion and the Shield.

Praise you Joss, you are the King of Kings.

Praise you William/Bill/Billy you are the name above all names.

askye, non-spoilery, in, oddly, Firefly.

Kat - Nov 08, 2002 10:46:58 pm PST #752 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita in Firefly

I call it Zoe, Simon, Mal & Jayne in my head, to scan like the short-lived Michael Rosenbaum/Selma Blair jobbie do.

Rebecca Lizard - Nov 08, 2002 11:47:14 pm PST #753 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

We can COMM AIM talk, right? For special occasions?

mmerlizard: AIM is hard on the tendons!
CaBil (1:39 AM): AIM is hard on the tendons? I would think skating would be worse...
mmerlizard (1:40 AM): Well, different sets, at least. Or do you type with your toes?
CaBil (1:41 AM): No, just focus my rage at the world at the keyboard, and the keys type out of fear....

Fay - Nov 09, 2002 1:35:13 am PST #754 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Kinesthetic letters revisited -

Alibelle:

I think v is a mottled purple.

Rebecca Lizard:

That's because you are insane!

Wait. Ow. Again. I'm an idiot. This is the worst thing to argue about, because I both KNOW it's totally completely subjective and WILL vary from person to person, and am simultaneously possessed of a very, very, deep and unshakable conviction that mine is the ONLY TRUE V. Because... purple? Is just WRONG. Wronger than a Riley/Parker sandwich, served with orange juice after you've just brushed your teeth.

Theodosia - Nov 09, 2002 1:09:01 pm PST #755 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cindy:

Damn. My limo to the life of crime always hits a speed bump before it's even out of the driveway.

Rebecca Lizard - Nov 09, 2002 1:16:24 pm PST #756 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Theo's tagline:

Ray is definitely the type to heed the dictum that you shouldn't go to bed with anyone crazier than you. While that leaves him with a large population of potential lovers, the line is clearly drawn when it comes to Fraser.

victor infante - Nov 09, 2002 1:46:31 pm PST #757 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Madrigal Costello, in Firefly:

Beagles really are the Seth Greens of the dog world.

Holli - Nov 09, 2002 2:17:29 pm PST #758 of 10000

an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Madrigal, on potential spawn:

I don't really want a bunch of little me's. I know me. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. But I do want some similarity - kids who'll willingly ask mall Santas for fake-IDs, belch the Greek alphabet on the answering machine message, and get really excited about over-sized South American rodents. So odds are I'll just get little plaid-wearers who watch cleaning product informercials as if they were Joss shows and can't understand why anyone would want to make a prank phone call.

Katie M - Nov 09, 2002 2:55:47 pm PST #759 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

In Angel, Matt and PMM getting to the point:

MATT: I'm still holding out a faint hope that Connor's supposed to grow up into an Antichrist figure.

PMM: Can he be naked?

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