quester in Natter, on those times when you can't decide whether a word is spelled correctly:
sometimes words just don't look right no matter what you do with them. they're like hair, sometimes.
Well, then, this is a day I'll feel good to be me.
Mal ,'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Ginger - Feb 26, 2005 4:52:27 am PST #7357 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
billytea - Feb 27, 2005 12:00:59 am PST #7358 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Spike's Bitches:
Daniel: Email response from MCI customer service after I cancelled their asses: "I am regretful that you were not please with the rates that you received from MCI."
beth b: Outsourced their apologies, eh?
Daniel: Either that or all my base no belong to them.
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 1:39:19 pm PST #7359 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Even though this one will make no sense to anybody but us:
PMM: I have leftover buttercream, so today I have to think up a use for it that's slightly more rational than just spooning it into my mouth.
Jesse: Um, why?
PMM: Too much sugar makes Princess Ticky Box hyper, and she'll go all ita on my ribcage.
Steph L. - Feb 27, 2005 2:16:53 pm PST #7360 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Even though this one will make no sense to anybody but us:
Ah, but that's the beauty of it.
DCJensen - Feb 27, 2005 5:12:26 pm PST #7361 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Betsy HP, in Natter:
Judging by this month's Vogue, nipples are back. Hi, Nipples! I remember you from the 1970s! Nice to see you!
Cashmere - Feb 28, 2005 5:44:56 am PST #7362 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Allyson on the snark in Natter:
All snark should begin with the love. You can hate the subject matter, feel tortured by being bound to your chair like A Clockwork Orange Couch Potato, but you must love the opportunity for the snark, love the act of snarking, love the teevee like a lover with a ten-inch penis and abs of steel, else it's just lameass bitching.
DXMachina - Feb 28, 2005 8:57:32 am PST #7363 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter:
ita: I wonder if Branson would finance me quite pointedly not going around the world. I have no idea why my body is so convinced I don't need to work for a living, but this morning it was very "No, lie down a little longer, then maybe a stretch class and some krav. Then we'll have cupcakes."
Betsy HP: ita's body has been talking to me again. Except for the krav part. My body says "lie down a little longer, then lie down some more. Maybe some internet. THEN cupcakes."
a short while later...
Betsy HP: inspired by ita's body, I just went to make a photocopy of my shoulder stretches so I could leave one at work.
The copier jammed. While trying to slide out the paper drawer, I overbalanced and fell straight back on my ass. In the process, I threw out my left arm to catch myself -- this would be the one with the bad shoulder joint.
From now on, I'm sticking to the horizontal cupcake eating.
beathen - Feb 28, 2005 11:12:27 am PST #7364 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
Aimée in Bitches: I wonder when I should start looking for wee baby corsets.
(For her 13 week old daughter Emeline)
eta: how the time flies by
Aims - Feb 28, 2005 12:30:45 pm PST #7365 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
(psst...she's 13 weeks)
Jon B. - Feb 28, 2005 12:54:46 pm PST #7366 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Sniff... They grow up so fast!