Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

Xander ,'Beneath You'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Steph L. - Feb 27, 2005 2:16:53 pm PST #7360 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Even though this one will make no sense to anybody but us:

Ah, but that's the beauty of it.


DCJensen - Feb 27, 2005 5:12:26 pm PST #7361 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Betsy HP, in Natter:

Judging by this month's Vogue, nipples are back. Hi, Nipples! I remember you from the 1970s! Nice to see you!


Cashmere - Feb 28, 2005 5:44:56 am PST #7362 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Allyson on the snark in Natter:

All snark should begin with the love. You can hate the subject matter, feel tortured by being bound to your chair like A Clockwork Orange Couch Potato, but you must love the opportunity for the snark, love the act of snarking, love the teevee like a lover with a ten-inch penis and abs of steel, else it's just lameass bitching.


DXMachina - Feb 28, 2005 8:57:32 am PST #7363 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter:

ita: I wonder if Branson would finance me quite pointedly not going around the world. I have no idea why my body is so convinced I don't need to work for a living, but this morning it was very "No, lie down a little longer, then maybe a stretch class and some krav. Then we'll have cupcakes."

Betsy HP: ita's body has been talking to me again. Except for the krav part. My body says "lie down a little longer, then lie down some more. Maybe some internet. THEN cupcakes."

a short while later...

Betsy HP: inspired by ita's body, I just went to make a photocopy of my shoulder stretches so I could leave one at work.

The copier jammed. While trying to slide out the paper drawer, I overbalanced and fell straight back on my ass. In the process, I threw out my left arm to catch myself -- this would be the one with the bad shoulder joint.

From now on, I'm sticking to the horizontal cupcake eating.


beathen - Feb 28, 2005 11:12:27 am PST #7364 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Aimée in Bitches: I wonder when I should start looking for wee baby corsets.

(For her 13 week old daughter Emeline)

eta: how the time flies by


Aims - Feb 28, 2005 12:30:45 pm PST #7365 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(psst...she's 13 weeks)


Jon B. - Feb 28, 2005 12:54:46 pm PST #7366 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Sniff... They grow up so fast!


Steph L. - Feb 28, 2005 1:28:23 pm PST #7367 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Bitches --

Aimée: Everything babies/kids do is awesome. Watching the development is just so cool. Witnessing evolution.

Betsy: Be sure you step up the childproofing before they start throwing femurs in the air.


lori - Feb 28, 2005 1:58:42 pm PST #7368 of 10000

KristinT in Natter regarding TOO MUCH BEYONCE at the Oscars:

Even the TiVo is sick of Beyonce, In the middle of her song, it asked if we wanted to watch "The History of the Flight Attendant" instead. No, really.


Burrell - Feb 28, 2005 2:01:03 pm PST #7369 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

On Oscar fashion, in Natter:

Kristen: When I saw Charlize, I thought she'd stolen SMG's wedding gown.

Vortex: I thought that the little doll that covers my extra roll of toilet paper had come to life.