Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?

'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Maria - Feb 25, 2005 12:33:49 pm PST #7347 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

But it's funny! You want I should remove?


tommyrot - Feb 25, 2005 12:43:27 pm PST #7348 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No, that's OK. To deny my impulses would be to deny what makes me human.


DavidS - Feb 25, 2005 1:32:36 pm PST #7349 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

No, that's OK. To deny my impulses would be to deny what makes me human.

A dirty, dirty human.


erikaj - Feb 25, 2005 3:09:26 pm PST #7350 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Ewww... But no room to judge. Two words: Coffin sex. I've had no moral high ground for a year and a half.


DavidS - Feb 25, 2005 3:51:30 pm PST #7351 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Two words: Coffin sex. I've had no moral high ground for a year and a half.

I'm still trying to figure out how you got your wheelchair in the coffin.


erikaj - Feb 25, 2005 5:23:06 pm PST #7352 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Triumph of engineering, but I'm saving that story for the memoirs.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 25, 2005 7:35:33 pm PST #7353 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm still trying to figure out how you got your wheelchair in the coffin.

Triumph of engineering, but I'm saving that story for the memoirs.

Oh great, there you go being cryptic and all...


Polter-Cow - Feb 25, 2005 7:37:19 pm PST #7354 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh great, there you go being cryptic and all...

Well, she is talking about coffins.


Kat - Feb 25, 2005 8:28:44 pm PST #7355 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita in Natter:

So there were rumours that Marcia Cross was gay, based on (mere existence of?) the Advocate cover story featuring her. Said cover is about the rumour that Marcia Cross is gay. It's very confusing. It's amnesia and a reset button away from JJ Abrams plotting.


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2005 2:07:02 am PST #7356 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter --

Jesse: I am SO GLAD I remembered a friend of mine already offered to father my child, so I don't need to worry about how to scam some dude's sperm.