(psst...she's 13 weeks)
Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife? Wash: Wacky fun.
'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Aims - Feb 28, 2005 12:30:45 pm PST #7365 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jon B. - Feb 28, 2005 12:54:46 pm PST #7366 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Sniff... They grow up so fast!
Steph L. - Feb 28, 2005 1:28:23 pm PST #7367 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Bitches --
Aimée: Everything babies/kids do is awesome. Watching the development is just so cool. Witnessing evolution.
Betsy: Be sure you step up the childproofing before they start throwing femurs in the air.
lori - Feb 28, 2005 1:58:42 pm PST #7368 of 10000
KristinT in Natter regarding TOO MUCH BEYONCE at the Oscars:
Even the TiVo is sick of Beyonce, In the middle of her song, it asked if we wanted to watch "The History of the Flight Attendant" instead. No, really.
Burrell - Feb 28, 2005 2:01:03 pm PST #7369 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
On Oscar fashion, in Natter:
Kristen: When I saw Charlize, I thought she'd stolen SMG's wedding gown.
Vortex: I thought that the little doll that covers my extra roll of toilet paper had come to life.
Pix - Feb 28, 2005 4:50:00 pm PST #7370 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Erin in Natter:
I threw a formal shower where one of the games was stolen right from B.org...the "What's your porn name?" game. The bride's father came out (he's from out of town, so had to stay, was amazed and delighted at the amount of good food and wine to be had at a bridal shower -- "THAT'S why women have these!")
He solemnly announced, this solid Midwestern dad with the walrus mustache and comfortable paunch, that his porn name was "Fluffy Eagle."
People were PEEING laughing. It was great. He wandered back into the kitchen, smiling, for more cream puffs.
Alibelle - Feb 28, 2005 9:11:36 pm PST #7371 of 10000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Jesse in Natter:
Do people still buy the old-school Renuzit air fresheners, anyway? From the teevee I have learned that Today's Air Freshener is electric.
I don't know why, but the phrasing on that last sentence is refusing to allow me to quit giggling. Thank you, Jesse.
Steph L. - Mar 01, 2005 6:15:44 am PST #7372 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter --
tommyrot: A high school student was arrested for making terrorist threats. His crime? Writing a story about the school being attacked by zombies.
amych: Those aren't zombies, they're Undead of Mass Destruction.
Lyra Jane - Mar 01, 2005 8:28:51 am PST #7373 of 10000
Up with the sun
In Natter:
Gudanov:Are they just sleeping in, or are they being sacrificed to appease demons? I'm getting concerned.
tommyrot: It's sorta trendy in demon circles these days to have interns, as the demons find it amusing to send the interns out for coffee.
Pix - Mar 01, 2005 9:24:00 am PST #7374 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
JohnSweden in Natter:
My porn name is pretty good: Ruff Longstone.
Okay, so it's like a Flintstones porn name, but still.