In Bitches --
Aimée: Everything babies/kids do is awesome. Watching the development is just so cool. Witnessing evolution.
Betsy: Be sure you step up the childproofing before they start throwing femurs in the air.
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In Bitches --
Aimée: Everything babies/kids do is awesome. Watching the development is just so cool. Witnessing evolution.
Betsy: Be sure you step up the childproofing before they start throwing femurs in the air.
KristinT in Natter regarding TOO MUCH BEYONCE at the Oscars:
Even the TiVo is sick of Beyonce, In the middle of her song, it asked if we wanted to watch "The History of the Flight Attendant" instead. No, really.
On Oscar fashion, in Natter:
Kristen: When I saw Charlize, I thought she'd stolen SMG's wedding gown.
Vortex: I thought that the little doll that covers my extra roll of toilet paper had come to life.
Erin in Natter:
I threw a formal shower where one of the games was stolen right from B.org...the "What's your porn name?" game. The bride's father came out (he's from out of town, so had to stay, was amazed and delighted at the amount of good food and wine to be had at a bridal shower -- "THAT'S why women have these!")
He solemnly announced, this solid Midwestern dad with the walrus mustache and comfortable paunch, that his porn name was "Fluffy Eagle."
People were PEEING laughing. It was great. He wandered back into the kitchen, smiling, for more cream puffs.
Jesse in Natter:
Do people still buy the old-school Renuzit air fresheners, anyway? From the teevee I have learned that Today's Air Freshener is electric.
I don't know why, but the phrasing on that last sentence is refusing to allow me to quit giggling. Thank you, Jesse.
In Natter --
tommyrot: A high school student was arrested for making terrorist threats. His crime? Writing a story about the school being attacked by zombies.
amych: Those aren't zombies, they're Undead of Mass Destruction.
In Natter:
Gudanov:Are they just sleeping in, or are they being sacrificed to appease demons? I'm getting concerned.
tommyrot: It's sorta trendy in demon circles these days to have interns, as the demons find it amusing to send the interns out for coffee.
JohnSweden in Natter:
My porn name is pretty good: Ruff Longstone.
Okay, so it's like a Flintstones porn name, but still.
brenda m in Bitches, as part of an ongoing vegetables are good for you campaign.
It's kind of fibrous, not to say hairy, IME. I wouldn't have thought to eat it.
In Bitches:
Nora Deirdre: I am obsessed with sweet potatoes as of late. Is there nothing they can't do?
Calli: I tried to convince one to bring me Naveen Andrews the other day. It still hasn't come through. Damn spud. Maybe I was talking to a yam by mistake.