In Firefly, discussing 'ships:

Gus:

Simon/Kaylee is doomed.

RepublicanMouthpiece/Kaylee is doomed.

Wash/Kaylee ... Wash is doomed.

Mal/Kaylee ... OK, I'd buy a ticket.

Book/Kaylee ... Ew! (Which means this is the hardiest hookup, for those having the writing chops.)

River or Zoe/Kaylee .. sure, I'd buy a ticket, but I'd feel bad about it. A little.

Badger/Kaylee? Here's my bank account, take what you will.

tommyrot:

Badger/Kaylee? Here's my bank account, take what you will.

That would only work for me if their relationship was a little... kinky.

Gus:

She wears the hat.

Fork over the bank account, dude.

Cindy:

RepublicanMouthpiece/Kaylee is doomed.

Wash/Kaylee ... Wash is doomed.

I think just the opposite on these two. Kaylee'd set Jayne in his place. Wash is man enough for Zoe. 'Nuff said.

Gus:

Oh, no you don't.

'Nuff will be said when we all agree that Zoe would kick Wash's ass up level with his ears if he strayed.

On the Jayne/Kaylee thing ... I was saying no relationship would work there, not that Kaylee would be doomed. Jayne would be in Jayne Heaven, while Kaylee rolled her eyes. Toward Book, that is, 'cuz the writers need help to make that happen.

tianxiaode:

*sticks by Badger/Mal/very fine hat OT3*

Gus:

Badger/Mal.

Badger/River, maybe. They could take turns not knowing who was wearing the hat, or if there was a hat at all, or if, ulitimately, a hat was the reason we are all here.

Calli:

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
Argh a Reaver! Reaver! A Reaver!
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger . . .

In OMGWTF:

Kathy Astrom: There's a good article on Naveen here. I didn't know that he had a history of being involved with older women--moved in with his math teacher at 16 and fathered a kid? Interesting...

Laura: Older women you say...

Topic!Cindy:

They need to come up with playpens for 3 to 5 year old children, with 8 foot high, unscaleable (unscalable--unclimbable) spiked walls, with the spikes pretreated with liquid valium--that way, if the kids still manage to get out, the moms can impale themselves and call it a day.

Minearverse:

Matt the Bruins fan: What's up with Jay looking 15 years older than he did on Coupling last year, though? Does Rachel have Ampata-esque life stealing qualities?
Allyson: Perhaps it's the daily goodbye from the Dred Pirate Minear:
"Good night, Jay. I'll likely kill your character in the morning."

Bitches, being, well, you know ...

Steph

I think this ties back in to today being Chinese New Year, to start the year of the cock.

P.M. Marcontell

That may explain the REALLY FREAKING VIVID Clex dreams I was having last night. I think my brain made up a whole virtual season of Smallville that was actually gay porn. I mean, more so than usual.

Steph

The year of the cock, Plei, not the year of the 15-foot alien cock tree.

BBaBB:

ita: Sorry -- "no change" is implicit.
In my head. I wasn't thinking loudly enough for my fingers to hear.

Betsy HP , in Minearverse, context be damned:

"Ever since Sept. 11, I'm only allowed to mail dead hearts."

tommyrot: How did "Prince Albert" come to be the name of a type of penis piercing?

ita: Some unsubstantiated rumour about him having one, tommyrot.

tommyrot: Oh. Well that's... boring. As it makes too much sense.

Raquel: OK, how about...Prince Albert required that all his attendants get their penises pierced, so that (um, thinks...) so that he could attach little bells to them for holidays?

Or maybe the burly guy who runs "Bubba's Tats and Pierces" finally got sick of the crank calls from kids, and when he found a group of them giggling into the pay phone outside his store after a hackneyed phone call, growled "Ima gonna 'Prince Albert' YOU!" and dragged one of the kids into the store.

In Natter:

tommyrot: I think Bush banned karma....

erikaj: That may come back on him...

hee. Stealth Comm.