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Topic!Cindy - Feb 10, 2005 3:44:01 pm PST #7276 of 10000
What is even happening?

tommyrot: How did "Prince Albert" come to be the name of a type of penis piercing?

ita: Some unsubstantiated rumour about him having one, tommyrot.

tommyrot: Oh. Well that's... boring. As it makes too much sense.

Raquel: OK, how about...Prince Albert required that all his attendants get their penises pierced, so that (um, thinks...) so that he could attach little bells to them for holidays?

Or maybe the burly guy who runs "Bubba's Tats and Pierces" finally got sick of the crank calls from kids, and when he found a group of them giggling into the pay phone outside his store after a hackneyed phone call, growled "Ima gonna 'Prince Albert' YOU!" and dragged one of the kids into the store.

Liese S. - Feb 11, 2005 9:44:37 am PST #7277 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

In Natter:

tommyrot: I think Bush banned karma....

erikaj: That may come back on him...

erikaj - Feb 11, 2005 9:57:00 am PST #7278 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

hee. Stealth Comm.

Jessica - Feb 13, 2005 5:14:45 am PST #7279 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Subatomic poetry in Natter:

Nilly: If the electrons had a sofa, I'd look under it. If it were the kind of thing that has "up" and "down"

ita: If you get miniscule enough, not only will there be up and down, but also charm and truth and beauty. Strange.

Liese S. - Feb 14, 2005 7:34:15 am PST #7280 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Jim, in Firefly:

Enemy of the People is what Jaws is basically a version of, but with a shark. Speilberg's attempt to make The Doll's House with a giant alligator was, however, doomed to failure.

Beverly - Feb 14, 2005 7:44:00 am PST #7281 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Also in Firefly, Cindy:

I get a little dizzy(ier) trying to keep straight The Caine Mutiny, Citizen Kane, and Mutiny on the Bounty.

Whenever I try to sort them out in my teeny brain, I wake up on my old sled, watching Casablanca.

Ailleann - Feb 14, 2005 12:46:36 pm PST #7282 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

BWAH! Polter-Cow in Boxed Set:

JUST BECAUSE HER NAME IS MARS DOES NOT MEAN SHE IS FROM SPAAAACE.

JenP - Feb 14, 2005 5:30:43 pm PST #7283 of 10000

Betsy and DX help Kat study for a Spanish quiz in Natter:

Kat: Okay, as usual, I have not studied for my quiz (quick! how do you say "I'd like my steak well done" in Spanish).

Betsy: "Yo soy idiota."

DXMachina: Quisiera una briqueta

Noumenon - Feb 14, 2005 9:48:35 pm PST #7284 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Polter-Cow: In case it wasn't clear, I think Amy Acker is as ridiculously pretty as the next guy. I was merely using Joss' standard deadpan sarcasm that he employs on the commentaries. And in case he's not clear either, he, too, thinks Amy Acker is as ridiculously pretty as the next guy.

DavidS:As long as the next guy is Johnny Depp, I'll agree with this assessment.

Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2005 1:16:33 am PST #7285 of 10000
What is even happening?

Nilly: I'm totally not in charge. Things are my fault, not my responsibility.

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