In OMGWTF:
Kathy Astrom: There's a good article on Naveen here. I didn't know that he had a history of being involved with older women--moved in with his math teacher at 16 and fathered a kid? Interesting...
Laura: Older women you say...
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
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DXMachina - Feb 09, 2005 3:56:29 am PST #7270 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Betsy HP - Feb 09, 2005 5:42:53 am PST #7271 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Topic!Cindy:
They need to come up with playpens for 3 to 5 year old children, with 8 foot high, unscaleable (unscalable--unclimbable) spiked walls, with the spikes pretreated with liquid valium--that way, if the kids still manage to get out, the moms can impale themselves and call it a day.
Nilly - Feb 09, 2005 6:12:24 am PST #7272 of 10000
Swouncing
Minearverse:
Matt the Bruins fan: What's up with Jay looking 15 years older than he did on Coupling last year, though? Does Rachel have Ampata-esque life stealing qualities?
Allyson: Perhaps it's the daily goodbye from the Dred Pirate Minear:
"Good night, Jay. I'll likely kill your character in the morning."
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2005 8:34:24 am PST #7273 of 10000
brillig
Bitches, being, well, you know ...
Steph
I think this ties back in to today being Chinese New Year, to start the year of the cock.
P.M. Marcontell
That may explain the REALLY FREAKING VIVID Clex dreams I was having last night. I think my brain made up a whole virtual season of Smallville that was actually gay porn. I mean, more so than usual.
Steph
The year of the cock, Plei, not the year of the 15-foot alien cock tree.
Nilly - Feb 09, 2005 9:10:33 am PST #7274 of 10000
Swouncing
BBaBB:
ita: Sorry -- "no change" is implicit.
In my head. I wasn't thinking loudly enough for my fingers to hear.
DCJensen - Feb 09, 2005 5:38:40 pm PST #7275 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Betsy HP , in Minearverse, context be damned:
"Ever since Sept. 11, I'm only allowed to mail dead hearts."
Topic!Cindy - Feb 10, 2005 3:44:01 pm PST #7276 of 10000
What is even happening?
tommyrot: How did "Prince Albert" come to be the name of a type of penis piercing?
ita: Some unsubstantiated rumour about him having one, tommyrot.
tommyrot: Oh. Well that's... boring. As it makes too much sense.
Raquel: OK, how about...Prince Albert required that all his attendants get their penises pierced, so that (um, thinks...) so that he could attach little bells to them for holidays?
Or maybe the burly guy who runs "Bubba's Tats and Pierces" finally got sick of the crank calls from kids, and when he found a group of them giggling into the pay phone outside his store after a hackneyed phone call, growled "Ima gonna 'Prince Albert' YOU!" and dragged one of the kids into the store.
Liese S. - Feb 11, 2005 9:44:37 am PST #7277 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
In Natter:
tommyrot: I think Bush banned karma....
erikaj: That may come back on him...
erikaj - Feb 11, 2005 9:57:00 am PST #7278 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
hee. Stealth Comm.
Jessica - Feb 13, 2005 5:14:45 am PST #7279 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Subatomic poetry in Natter:
Nilly: If the electrons had a sofa, I'd look under it. If it were the kind of thing that has "up" and "down"
ita: If you get miniscule enough, not only will there be up and down, but also charm and truth and beauty. Strange.