Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


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Nilly - Feb 09, 2005 9:10:33 am PST #7274 of 10000
Swouncing

BBaBB:

ita: Sorry -- "no change" is implicit.
In my head. I wasn't thinking loudly enough for my fingers to hear.


DCJensen - Feb 09, 2005 5:38:40 pm PST #7275 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Betsy HP , in Minearverse, context be damned:

"Ever since Sept. 11, I'm only allowed to mail dead hearts."


Topic!Cindy - Feb 10, 2005 3:44:01 pm PST #7276 of 10000
What is even happening?

tommyrot: How did "Prince Albert" come to be the name of a type of penis piercing?

ita: Some unsubstantiated rumour about him having one, tommyrot.

tommyrot: Oh. Well that's... boring. As it makes too much sense.

Raquel: OK, how about...Prince Albert required that all his attendants get their penises pierced, so that (um, thinks...) so that he could attach little bells to them for holidays?

Or maybe the burly guy who runs "Bubba's Tats and Pierces" finally got sick of the crank calls from kids, and when he found a group of them giggling into the pay phone outside his store after a hackneyed phone call, growled "Ima gonna 'Prince Albert' YOU!" and dragged one of the kids into the store.


Liese S. - Feb 11, 2005 9:44:37 am PST #7277 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

In Natter:

tommyrot: I think Bush banned karma....

erikaj: That may come back on him...


erikaj - Feb 11, 2005 9:57:00 am PST #7278 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

hee. Stealth Comm.


Jessica - Feb 13, 2005 5:14:45 am PST #7279 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Subatomic poetry in Natter:

Nilly: If the electrons had a sofa, I'd look under it. If it were the kind of thing that has "up" and "down"

ita: If you get miniscule enough, not only will there be up and down, but also charm and truth and beauty. Strange.


Liese S. - Feb 14, 2005 7:34:15 am PST #7280 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Jim, in Firefly:

Enemy of the People is what Jaws is basically a version of, but with a shark. Speilberg's attempt to make The Doll's House with a giant alligator was, however, doomed to failure.


Beverly - Feb 14, 2005 7:44:00 am PST #7281 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Also in Firefly, Cindy:

I get a little dizzy(ier) trying to keep straight The Caine Mutiny, Citizen Kane, and Mutiny on the Bounty.

Whenever I try to sort them out in my teeny brain, I wake up on my old sled, watching Casablanca.


Ailleann - Feb 14, 2005 12:46:36 pm PST #7282 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

BWAH! Polter-Cow in Boxed Set:

JUST BECAUSE HER NAME IS MARS DOES NOT MEAN SHE IS FROM SPAAAACE.


JenP - Feb 14, 2005 5:30:43 pm PST #7283 of 10000

Betsy and DX help Kat study for a Spanish quiz in Natter:

Kat: Okay, as usual, I have not studied for my quiz (quick! how do you say "I'd like my steak well done" in Spanish).

Betsy: "Yo soy idiota."

DXMachina: Quisiera una briqueta