Oz ,'Same Time, Same Place'
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Minearverse:
Matt the Bruins fan: What's up with Jay looking 15 years older than he did on Coupling last year, though? Does Rachel have Ampata-esque life stealing qualities?
Allyson: Perhaps it's the daily goodbye from the Dred Pirate Minear:
"Good night, Jay. I'll likely kill your character in the morning."
Bitches, being, well, you know ...
Steph
I think this ties back in to today being Chinese New Year, to start the year of the cock.
P.M. Marcontell
That may explain the REALLY FREAKING VIVID Clex dreams I was having last night. I think my brain made up a whole virtual season of Smallville that was actually gay porn. I mean, more so than usual.
Steph
The year of the cock, Plei, not the year of the 15-foot alien cock tree.
BBaBB:
ita: Sorry -- "no change" is implicit.
In my head. I wasn't thinking loudly enough for my fingers to hear.
Betsy HP , in Minearverse, context be damned:
"Ever since Sept. 11, I'm only allowed to mail dead hearts."
tommyrot: How did "Prince Albert" come to be the name of a type of penis piercing?
ita: Some unsubstantiated rumour about him having one, tommyrot.
tommyrot: Oh. Well that's... boring. As it makes too much sense.
Raquel: OK, how about...Prince Albert required that all his attendants get their penises pierced, so that (um, thinks...) so that he could attach little bells to them for holidays?
Or maybe the burly guy who runs "Bubba's Tats and Pierces" finally got sick of the crank calls from kids, and when he found a group of them giggling into the pay phone outside his store after a hackneyed phone call, growled "Ima gonna 'Prince Albert' YOU!" and dragged one of the kids into the store.
In Natter:
tommyrot: I think Bush banned karma....
erikaj: That may come back on him...
hee. Stealth Comm.
Subatomic poetry in Natter:
Nilly: If the electrons had a sofa, I'd look under it. If it were the kind of thing that has "up" and "down"
ita: If you get miniscule enough, not only will there be up and down, but also charm and truth and beauty. Strange.
Jim, in Firefly:
Enemy of the People is what Jaws is basically a version of, but with a shark. Speilberg's attempt to make The Doll's House with a giant alligator was, however, doomed to failure.
Also in Firefly, Cindy:
I get a little dizzy(ier) trying to keep straight The Caine Mutiny, Citizen Kane, and Mutiny on the Bounty.
Whenever I try to sort them out in my teeny brain, I wake up on my old sled, watching Casablanca.