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In Bitches (I'm not sure it makes any sense, but it made me laugh.):
Plei: Rest assured, I'm sticking to my bedrest
Polter-Cow: Good! Otherwise, when the blob asks you why she has three hands, you'd have to point to the computer and say, "Buffistas!" and the blob'll say, "'ffistas?" and you'll say, "Yeah, let's have some pizza!"
Matt the Bruinsfan in Other Media (aka "comics"):
Madelyne Pryor can make my head hurt like few other comic characters. It's as if, when they wrote her backstory, the printer's ink was made from concentrated crap.
Tommyrot: So, um, following the laws WRT abortion is not good enough for conservative Republicans?
Jessica: Well, sure. Obeying state law is just the first step down that slippery slope towards respecting the Bill of Rights, and then where would we be?
Cashmere: What the hell is the homosexual agenda?
ita: When you go into the homosexual lobby, you'll see it up on the bulletin board on the right hand side.
Steph with the follow-up:
11 a.m.: Brunch.
1 p.m.: Tanning.
2 p.m.: Botox.
3 p.m.: Gym.
5 p.m.: Shopping.
8 p.m.: Dinner.
11 p.m.: Clubbing.
Or so the stereotypes have led me to believe.
The wonderful erikaj, in Bitches:
Can we talk about something wholesome, like spatter patterns?
And more riffs on the homosexual agenda.
Steph L: Well, we know what the "homosexual agenda" is. What's the "agenda of paganism"?
brenda m: Same thing but with more incense.
Plei, in Bitches: Pelvic rest means your goolie is a no-fly zone.
KristinT's new tag:
It's like right before democracy went into carbon freezing, I said, "I love you." And democracy looked back and said, "I know."
To give fair credit, that came from one of the posters at sorryeverybody dot com. I laughed very hard and tagged it immediately. I may even have to stick with it for awhile (believe it or not, P-C!).