Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'
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sumi: Perhaps, morphine suspended in alcohol?
David S. Can you do that?
Amych: Sure. Better known as laudanum.
Sophia Brooks: I'm starting to realize why all those Victoian women "took to their bed". Between the "tonics" and the regular visits to the doctor for a "relieving massage" it seems better than you know beating the rugs or something.
shrift shows her "softer side" in Natter:
I AM A SEKRIT FLUFFY BUNNY!!!!!1!
I'll head downstairs now for a smoke break, where I shall brood menacingly.
Teppy, on Haldir: So many of those damn elves' names sound like antidepressant medications.
P-C:
"Yeah, he took me off Zoloft and put me on Legolas."
"That sounds FUCKING AWESOME."
vw, in Bitches, best laugh I've had all day:
Ok...secret's coming out. I'm hiding out at Deena's and having so much fun. The kids are just cracking me up. I had to come tell a Kara story.
She's currently running around in her pullup diaper. I told her, "Kara, I can see your butt crack!"
"I don't have a butt crack!"
"Everyone has a butt crack."
"I don't have a butt crack!"
"Yes you do!"
"I DON'T HAVE A BUTT CRACK!
I decide to post this on Bitches...we're also currently looking at a Chinese menu, and Kara says, "This menu has a butt crack, though."
Cass:
Amazon GoldBox just offered me a Wüsthof 6-Inch cleaver. I think they can hear the neighbors too.
Betsy beat me to it. I shall go out in the garden and eat worms.
News item:
Federal judges are jeopardizing national security by issuing rulings contradictory to President Bush's decisions on America's obligations under international treaties and agreements, Attorney General John Ashcroft said Friday.
Susan W:
My DH: "Damn activist presidents! We need a president who will follow the Constitution."
Me, sadly: "We tried."
Consuela:
Oh, for the love of god.
It's the CONSTITUTION, you moron.
Want to brand it on his forehead, backwards, so he will see it every morning as he shaves.
NoiseDesign:
Like he actually knows how to shave himself.
Trudy Booth:
Like he actually has a reflection.
Ha! Wasn't beaten to this one. In Bitches:
Susan W: OK, I'm geek enough that I briefly tried to convince DH that Eowyn would make a wonderful middle name. But it must be noted that my fictional name source never goes Evil!
Daniel C. Jensen: It's better than naming your kid "Dubya" after someone who already is.
Trudy Booth:
It always makes me crazy when people treat MLK Day as a "black" thing. Not only did he free blacks from (a great deal of, clearly the job isn't done) tyranny, he freed whites from being tyrants.