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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Trudy Booth - Nov 11, 2004 6:57:00 am PST #6916 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tommyrot: So, um, following the laws WRT abortion is not good enough for conservative Republicans?

Jessica: Well, sure. Obeying state law is just the first step down that slippery slope towards respecting the Bill of Rights, and then where would we be?

aurelia - Nov 11, 2004 7:44:26 am PST #6917 of 10000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Cashmere: What the hell is the homosexual agenda?

ita: When you go into the homosexual lobby, you'll see it up on the bulletin board on the right hand side.

Wolfram - Nov 11, 2004 7:48:35 am PST #6918 of 10000

Visilurking

Steph with the follow-up:

11 a.m.: Brunch.
1 p.m.: Tanning.
2 p.m.: Botox.
3 p.m.: Gym.
5 p.m.: Shopping.
8 p.m.: Dinner.
11 p.m.: Clubbing.

Or so the stereotypes have led me to believe.

Atropa - Nov 11, 2004 1:51:43 pm PST #6919 of 10000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The wonderful erikaj, in Bitches:

Can we talk about something wholesome, like spatter patterns?

Dani - Nov 11, 2004 3:56:03 pm PST #6920 of 10000

I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

And more riffs on the homosexual agenda.

Steph L: Well, we know what the "homosexual agenda" is. What's the "agenda of paganism"?

brenda m: Same thing but with more incense.

Cass - Nov 11, 2004 5:14:16 pm PST #6921 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Plei, in Bitches: Pelvic rest means your goolie is a no-fly zone.

DCJensen - Nov 11, 2004 7:26:54 pm PST #6922 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

KristinT's new tag:

It's like right before democracy went into carbon freezing, I said, "I love you." And democracy looked back and said, "I know."

Pix - Nov 11, 2004 7:29:21 pm PST #6923 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

To give fair credit, that came from one of the posters at sorryeverybody dot com. I laughed very hard and tagged it immediately. I may even have to stick with it for awhile (believe it or not, P-C!).

Trudy Booth - Nov 12, 2004 5:26:34 am PST #6924 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

sumi: Perhaps, morphine suspended in alcohol?

David S. Can you do that?

Amych: Sure. Better known as laudanum.

Sophia Brooks: I'm starting to realize why all those Victoian women "took to their bed". Between the "tonics" and the regular visits to the doctor for a "relieving massage" it seems better than you know beating the rugs or something.

Pix - Nov 12, 2004 5:48:10 am PST #6925 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

shrift shows her "softer side" in Natter:

I AM A SEKRIT FLUFFY BUNNY!!!!!1!

I'll head downstairs now for a smoke break, where I shall brood menacingly.

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