Matt the Bruinsfan in Other Media (aka "comics"):
Madelyne Pryor can make my head hurt like few other comic characters. It's as if, when they wrote her backstory, the printer's ink was made from concentrated crap.
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.
'Time Bomb'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Theodosia - Nov 11, 2004 2:08:50 am PST #6915 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Trudy Booth - Nov 11, 2004 6:57:00 am PST #6916 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Tommyrot: So, um, following the laws WRT abortion is not good enough for conservative Republicans?
Jessica: Well, sure. Obeying state law is just the first step down that slippery slope towards respecting the Bill of Rights, and then where would we be?
aurelia - Nov 11, 2004 7:44:26 am PST #6917 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Cashmere: What the hell is the homosexual agenda?
ita: When you go into the homosexual lobby, you'll see it up on the bulletin board on the right hand side.
Wolfram - Nov 11, 2004 7:48:35 am PST #6918 of 10000
Visilurking
Steph with the follow-up:
11 a.m.: Brunch.
1 p.m.: Tanning.
2 p.m.: Botox.
3 p.m.: Gym.
5 p.m.: Shopping.
8 p.m.: Dinner.
11 p.m.: Clubbing.
Or so the stereotypes have led me to believe.
Atropa - Nov 11, 2004 1:51:43 pm PST #6919 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
The wonderful erikaj, in Bitches:
Can we talk about something wholesome, like spatter patterns?
Dani - Nov 11, 2004 3:56:03 pm PST #6920 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers
And more riffs on the homosexual agenda.
Steph L: Well, we know what the "homosexual agenda" is. What's the "agenda of paganism"?
brenda m: Same thing but with more incense.
Cass - Nov 11, 2004 5:14:16 pm PST #6921 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Plei, in Bitches: Pelvic rest means your goolie is a no-fly zone.
DCJensen - Nov 11, 2004 7:26:54 pm PST #6922 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
KristinT's new tag:
It's like right before democracy went into carbon freezing, I said, "I love you." And democracy looked back and said, "I know."
Pix - Nov 11, 2004 7:29:21 pm PST #6923 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
To give fair credit, that came from one of the posters at sorryeverybody dot com. I laughed very hard and tagged it immediately. I may even have to stick with it for awhile (believe it or not, P-C!).
Trudy Booth - Nov 12, 2004 5:26:34 am PST #6924 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
sumi: Perhaps, morphine suspended in alcohol?
David S. Can you do that?
Amych: Sure. Better known as laudanum.
Sophia Brooks: I'm starting to realize why all those Victoian women "took to their bed". Between the "tonics" and the regular visits to the doctor for a "relieving massage" it seems better than you know beating the rugs or something.