To give fair credit, that came from one of the posters at sorryeverybody dot com. I laughed very hard and tagged it immediately. I may even have to stick with it for awhile (believe it or not, P-C!).
Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Pix - Nov 11, 2004 7:29:21 pm PST #6923 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Trudy Booth - Nov 12, 2004 5:26:34 am PST #6924 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
sumi: Perhaps, morphine suspended in alcohol?
David S. Can you do that?
Amych: Sure. Better known as laudanum.
Sophia Brooks: I'm starting to realize why all those Victoian women "took to their bed". Between the "tonics" and the regular visits to the doctor for a "relieving massage" it seems better than you know beating the rugs or something.
Pix - Nov 12, 2004 5:48:10 am PST #6925 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
shrift shows her "softer side" in Natter:
I AM A SEKRIT FLUFFY BUNNY!!!!!1!
I'll head downstairs now for a smoke break, where I shall brood menacingly.
amych - Nov 12, 2004 8:15:24 am PST #6926 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Teppy, on Haldir: So many of those damn elves' names sound like antidepressant medications.
P-C:
"Yeah, he took me off Zoloft and put me on Legolas."
"That sounds FUCKING AWESOME."
billytea - Nov 12, 2004 12:57:13 pm PST #6927 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
vw, in Bitches, best laugh I've had all day:
Ok...secret's coming out. I'm hiding out at Deena's and having so much fun. The kids are just cracking me up. I had to come tell a Kara story.
She's currently running around in her pullup diaper. I told her, "Kara, I can see your butt crack!"
"I don't have a butt crack!"
"Everyone has a butt crack."
"I don't have a butt crack!"
"Yes you do!"
"I DON'T HAVE A BUTT CRACK!
I decide to post this on Bitches...we're also currently looking at a Chinese menu, and Kara says, "This menu has a butt crack, though."
Betsy HP - Nov 12, 2004 1:52:10 pm PST #6928 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Cass:
Amazon GoldBox just offered me a Wüsthof 6-Inch cleaver. I think they can hear the neighbors too.
deborah grabien - Nov 12, 2004 3:00:04 pm PST #6929 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Betsy beat me to it. I shall go out in the garden and eat worms.
DCJensen - Nov 12, 2004 3:48:18 pm PST #6930 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
News item:
Federal judges are jeopardizing national security by issuing rulings contradictory to President Bush's decisions on America's obligations under international treaties and agreements, Attorney General John Ashcroft said Friday.
Susan W:
My DH: "Damn activist presidents! We need a president who will follow the Constitution."
Me, sadly: "We tried."
Edain - Nov 12, 2004 5:23:37 pm PST #6931 of 10000
"Being hungover is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in regret!" - T-Rex
Consuela:
Oh, for the love of god.
It's the CONSTITUTION, you moron.
Want to brand it on his forehead, backwards, so he will see it every morning as he shaves.
NoiseDesign:
Like he actually knows how to shave himself.
Trudy Booth:
Like he actually has a reflection.
deborah grabien - Nov 12, 2004 9:47:30 pm PST #6932 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Ha! Wasn't beaten to this one. In Bitches:
Susan W: OK, I'm geek enough that I briefly tried to convince DH that Eowyn would make a wonderful middle name. But it must be noted that my fictional name source never goes Evil!
Daniel C. Jensen: It's better than naming your kid "Dubya" after someone who already is.