Aimee Gives Wedding Advice: If you happen to have a bridesmaid or other wedding party member not knowledgeable in the workings of the catholic church, give them a crash course on things like how to cross yourself so she doesn't do it wrong in front of God and everybody whilst standing infront of the church only to have her husband remind her that it's Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch.
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Topic!Cindy - Oct 12, 2004 12:03:03 pm PDT #6754 of 10000
What is even happening?
Topic!Cindy - Oct 12, 2004 12:03:36 pm PDT #6755 of 10000
What is even happening?
ARugh. 4 seconds. Curse you, wee Trudy.
§ ita § - Oct 12, 2004 12:08:41 pm PDT #6756 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Followup from -t in Natter:
And if you do the cross backwards, you can cover by saying you're Orthodox.
I don't know how to cover for doing the macarena.
Beverly - Oct 12, 2004 1:39:25 pm PDT #6757 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Today in Natter--
sumi: Tommy Lee goes back to school -- a new reality tv show on NBC.
Cindy: I've lost count, how many horsemen of the apocalypse are we up to, now?
P-C: Four horsemen, three ponymen.
Cindy: How many ponymen are there, before we start counting the flying monkeys, P-C?
P-C: Just one more to go, Cindy. They like to be in fours.
Gud:
On the first day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me One TV show starring Tommy Lee.
On the second day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee.
On the third day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Three The Swans, Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee.
On the fourth day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Foooouuuur Deeeeeeaaaaaadly Horsemen, Three The Swans, Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee.
On the fifth day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Five Annoying Ponymen, Foooouuuur Deeeeeeaaaaaadly Horsemen, Three The Swans, Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee.
On the sixth day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Six Flying Monkeys, Five Annoying Ponymen, Foooouuuur Deeeeeeaaaaaadly Horsemen, Three The Swans, Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee. etc..
Steph L. - Oct 13, 2004 11:11:55 am PDT #6758 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
-t: See, I've never even seen a Canadian quarter before. I thought it might be a state commemorative at first glance. The picture of the Queen tipped me off.
Topic!Cindy: Are you sure it's not Barbara Bush?
DXMachina: Are you sure it's not the San Francisco commemorative?
DXMachina - Oct 13, 2004 12:52:02 pm PDT #6759 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Best random intersection of subjects ever. In Natter...
DXMachina: Bill O'Reilly is being sued for sexual harassment.
Topic!Cindy: Oh man, he must have made her read his book.
ita: Dead mallard sex.
lori - Oct 13, 2004 1:42:55 pm PDT #6760 of 10000
Allyson in Natter, looking forward to tonight's debate:
"He's the #1 Liberal in the Senate."
I would give my left pinky if Kerry jumped out of his chair with one of those big foam fingers and started hollering, "WOO HOO! I'M NUMBER ONE!"
amych - Oct 13, 2004 1:51:32 pm PDT #6761 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Allyson, on a roll:
I wonder if Martin Sheen will call me again this year. I was all Rules Girl about it and didn't call him back, so he should REALLY be pining for me, now.
Pix - Oct 13, 2004 4:23:38 pm PDT #6762 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Because it is so, so true...
Frankenbuddha in Natter:
God, Bush is a dead ringer for Tommy Smothers. Which I know is a huge insult to Tommy Smothers, but I totally CAN picture Georgie boy saying "Mom always did like you best!" to any of this siblings.
Betsy HP - Oct 13, 2004 5:13:05 pm PDT #6763 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Me:
It's always okay to hate Massachusetts and California.
Trudy:
And now you can even hate New York City again!
Frankly, it's a relief.