Awwww. I love the real version of that story. Though not nearly as funny as billytea's version...
(if it wasn't clarified in Natter, it's one of the many stories in "The Wonderful Tale of Henry Sugar and Other Stories" though that title is from memory and may be approximate)
t /natter
From Minearverse:
NovaChild: Long ago, some rather girly girl drew a beautiful pastel mural of a unicorn, very similar to the vomit-inducing logos on that page. The next year, however, somebody with much hatred of the mural inhabited the room. Being a rather standard member of Ricketts House, the dorm I call home, he had a fairly obnoxious sense of humor, so he took a bottle of spray paint and converted the pastel horn into an extremely large black phallus, underneath with he sprawled the word "Dick-corn."
KristinT: You have no unicorns in your heart.
DavidS: Maybe a dick-corn.
aurelia: So the next revision will make it a eunichorn?
Cindy demonstrates mastery of whitefont.
ita: I've seen some masterful whitefont, where the poster managed to leave behind complete sentences with a completely different meaning to what the full sentences read.
I wish I were that good.
Topic!Cindy: ita could probably be that good if she wanted. She is so smart, it is scary.
Bleh. Stupid double windows made me miss a posting of the COMM I wanted to post.
I have no idea what to put in here now.
ita is going to be a tree for Halloween.
Bitches, discussing clothing workarounds...
PMM:
(it allows you more time with your pants and skirts)
Betsy:
Me to skirt:Oh, my darling, I have been neglecting you, but now we can get groiny again.
Skirt: This woman is nuts.
Making ovaries twitch since 2000...
Gudanov:
Sometimes when the kids are driving me crazy while I'm trying to get something done, I just give up and put a kid or two on my lap for reading books or maybe watching a video, or something calm, and we all relax for a little bit.
Kalshane in Natter discussing car buying:
No one else I know is selling a car (that I can drive. That whole can't drive stick thing has bitten me twice already with this.) and I have no desire to play beater roullette at this point in my life.
Nutty, in the fic thread, but quite broadly applicable, I think:
Sometimes, I think too much of the globe needs radical deprogramming (or the cut-rate version, alias to be beaten with really hard sticks), and my job will never be done.
I think the italics really makes it.
-t:
I have big love for the Borg pony.
billytea:
I imagine it talking to scrumptious apples, saying "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." And then batting its Borg eyelashes.