Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence. Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.

'Not Fade Away'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


juliana - Oct 07, 2004 6:30:42 am PDT #6730 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Bitches, discussing clothing workarounds...

PMM:

(it allows you more time with your pants and skirts)

Betsy:

Me to skirt:Oh, my darling, I have been neglecting you, but now we can get groiny again.
Skirt: This woman is nuts.


Trudy Booth - Oct 07, 2004 11:02:44 am PDT #6731 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Making ovaries twitch since 2000...

Gudanov: Sometimes when the kids are driving me crazy while I'm trying to get something done, I just give up and put a kid or two on my lap for reading books or maybe watching a video, or something calm, and we all relax for a little bit.


beathen - Oct 07, 2004 12:54:21 pm PDT #6732 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Kalshane in Natter discussing car buying:

No one else I know is selling a car (that I can drive. That whole can't drive stick thing has bitten me twice already with this.) and I have no desire to play beater roullette at this point in my life.


Consuela - Oct 08, 2004 5:40:16 am PDT #6733 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Nutty, in the fic thread, but quite broadly applicable, I think:

Sometimes, I think too much of the globe needs radical deprogramming (or the cut-rate version, alias to be beaten with really hard sticks), and my job will never be done.

I think the italics really makes it.


Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2004 10:00:19 am PDT #6734 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

-t: I have big love for the Borg pony.

billytea: I imagine it talking to scrumptious apples, saying "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." And then batting its Borg eyelashes.


Toddson - Oct 08, 2004 11:26:39 am PDT #6735 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The inimitable Maria in Bitches (context optional):

Cake is for EATING, not BEING. If you want frosting, there's a can in the fridge.


Anne W. - Oct 08, 2004 3:48:46 pm PDT #6736 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

TomW, in Natter:

Congratulations Tom and Nora! That's awesome news.

Hang on a second. I'm Tom. Nora's my wife. That *is* awesome news


Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2004 5:20:20 pm PDT #6737 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger: Bush went to frigging Yale. Why does he keep saying Yoooo-Ni-Ted States.

Lee: Because he hasn't had enough chance to say Vee-hycle?


Theodosia - Oct 08, 2004 5:36:44 pm PDT #6738 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Allyson, talking about Bush's performance in the debate:

You know, for someone who claims to be the great uniter, he needs to stop using "liberal" as if it means, "cumstain."


Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2004 7:34:08 pm PDT #6739 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Lyra Jane: four years as president and six years as governor, and his litmus test for political appointees is that they shouldn't support slavery? That's, um, good to know.