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You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest.

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Kalshane - Oct 06, 2004 4:36:08 pm PDT #6726 of 10000

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

From Minearverse:

NovaChild: Long ago, some rather girly girl drew a beautiful pastel mural of a unicorn, very similar to the vomit-inducing logos on that page. The next year, however, somebody with much hatred of the mural inhabited the room. Being a rather standard member of Ricketts House, the dorm I call home, he had a fairly obnoxious sense of humor, so he took a bottle of spray paint and converted the pastel horn into an extremely large black phallus, underneath with he sprawled the word "Dick-corn."

KristinT: You have no unicorns in your heart.

DavidS: Maybe a dick-corn.

aurelia: So the next revision will make it a eunichorn?

aurelia - Oct 06, 2004 6:07:40 pm PDT #6727 of 10000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Cindy demonstrates mastery of whitefont.

ita: I've seen some masterful whitefont, where the poster managed to leave behind complete sentences with a completely different meaning to what the full sentences read.

I wish I were that good.

Topic!Cindy: ita could probably be that good if she wanted. She is so smart, it is scary.

Alibelle - Oct 06, 2004 6:49:37 pm PDT #6728 of 10000

Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Bleh. Stupid double windows made me miss a posting of the COMM I wanted to post.

I have no idea what to put in here now.

ita is going to be a tree for Halloween.

Theodosia - Oct 07, 2004 1:49:22 am PDT #6729 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Movies:

Katie M:

I'm a Farscape fan. Honestly, I don't need any more puppet sex in my life.

Jessica:

I'm a Farscape fan who's seen Avenue Q and Meet the Feebles. I'm just impressed that there's puppet sex out there I haven't seen yet.

juliana - Oct 07, 2004 6:30:42 am PDT #6730 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Bitches, discussing clothing workarounds...

PMM:

(it allows you more time with your pants and skirts)

Betsy:

Me to skirt:Oh, my darling, I have been neglecting you, but now we can get groiny again.

Skirt: This woman is nuts.

Trudy Booth - Oct 07, 2004 11:02:44 am PDT #6731 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Making ovaries twitch since 2000...

Gudanov: Sometimes when the kids are driving me crazy while I'm trying to get something done, I just give up and put a kid or two on my lap for reading books or maybe watching a video, or something calm, and we all relax for a little bit.

beathen - Oct 07, 2004 12:54:21 pm PDT #6732 of 10000

Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Kalshane in Natter discussing car buying:

No one else I know is selling a car (that I can drive. That whole can't drive stick thing has bitten me twice already with this.) and I have no desire to play beater roullette at this point in my life.

Consuela - Oct 08, 2004 5:40:16 am PDT #6733 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Nutty, in the fic thread, but quite broadly applicable, I think:

Sometimes, I think too much of the globe needs radical deprogramming (or the cut-rate version, alias to be beaten with really hard sticks), and my job will never be done.

I think the italics really makes it.

Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2004 10:00:19 am PDT #6734 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

-t: I have big love for the Borg pony.

billytea: I imagine it talking to scrumptious apples, saying "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." And then batting its Borg eyelashes.

Toddson - Oct 08, 2004 11:26:39 am PDT #6735 of 10000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The inimitable Maria in Bitches (context optional):

Cake is for EATING, not BEING. If you want frosting, there's a can in the fridge.

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