Making ovaries twitch since 2000...
Gudanov:
Sometimes when the kids are driving me crazy while I'm trying to get something done, I just give up and put a kid or two on my lap for reading books or maybe watching a video, or something calm, and we all relax for a little bit.
Kalshane in Natter discussing car buying:
No one else I know is selling a car (that I can drive. That whole can't drive stick thing has bitten me twice already with this.) and I have no desire to play beater roullette at this point in my life.
Nutty, in the fic thread, but quite broadly applicable, I think:
Sometimes, I think too much of the globe needs radical deprogramming (or the cut-rate version, alias to be beaten with really hard sticks), and my job will never be done.
I think the italics really makes it.
-t:
I have big love for the Borg pony.
billytea:
I imagine it talking to scrumptious apples, saying "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." And then batting its Borg eyelashes.
The inimitable Maria in Bitches (context optional):
Cake is for EATING, not BEING. If you want frosting, there's a can in the fridge.
TomW, in Natter:
Congratulations Tom and Nora! That's awesome news.
Hang on a second. I'm Tom. Nora's my wife. That *is* awesome news
Ginger:
Bush went to frigging Yale. Why does he keep saying Yoooo-Ni-Ted States.
Lee:
Because he hasn't had enough chance to say Vee-hycle?
Allyson, talking about Bush's performance in the debate:
You know, for someone who claims to be the great uniter, he needs to stop using "liberal" as if it means, "cumstain."
Lyra Jane:
four years as president and six years as governor, and his litmus test for political appointees is that they shouldn't support slavery? That's, um, good to know.
deb:
slamming head repeatedly against wall because I can't slam Bush's head repeatedly against wall