'War Stories'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cindy demonstrates mastery of whitefont.
ita: I've seen some masterful whitefont, where the poster managed to leave behind complete sentences with a completely different meaning to what the full sentences read.
I wish I were that good.
Topic!Cindy: ita could probably be that good if she wanted. She is so smart, it is scary.
Bleh. Stupid double windows made me miss a posting of the COMM I wanted to post.
I have no idea what to put in here now.
ita is going to be a tree for Halloween.
From Movies:
Katie M:
I'm a Farscape fan. Honestly, I don't need any more puppet sex in my life.
Jessica:
I'm a Farscape fan who's seen Avenue Q and Meet the Feebles. I'm just impressed that there's puppet sex out there I haven't seen yet.
Bitches, discussing clothing workarounds...
PMM:
(it allows you more time with your pants and skirts)
Betsy:
Me to skirt:Oh, my darling, I have been neglecting you, but now we can get groiny again.
Skirt: This woman is nuts.
Making ovaries twitch since 2000...
Gudanov: Sometimes when the kids are driving me crazy while I'm trying to get something done, I just give up and put a kid or two on my lap for reading books or maybe watching a video, or something calm, and we all relax for a little bit.
Kalshane in Natter discussing car buying:
No one else I know is selling a car (that I can drive. That whole can't drive stick thing has bitten me twice already with this.) and I have no desire to play beater roullette at this point in my life.
Nutty, in the fic thread, but quite broadly applicable, I think:
Sometimes, I think too much of the globe needs radical deprogramming (or the cut-rate version, alias to be beaten with really hard sticks), and my job will never be done.
I think the italics really makes it.
-t: I have big love for the Borg pony.
billytea: I imagine it talking to scrumptious apples, saying "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." And then batting its Borg eyelashes.
The inimitable Maria in Bitches (context optional):
Cake is for EATING, not BEING. If you want frosting, there's a can in the fridge.
TomW, in Natter:
Congratulations Tom and Nora! That's awesome news.
Hang on a second. I'm Tom. Nora's my wife. That *is* awesome news