And the follow-ups,
Lee: Oh what can it mean, to a zombie believer, and a homecoming queen?
victor infante: Take the last train to Clarkesville and I'll eat you at the station...
Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?
Anya ,'Storyteller'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jon B. - Sep 27, 2004 6:22:00 am PDT #6675 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Susan W. - Sep 27, 2004 11:02:47 am PDT #6676 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Geography lessons in Firefly:
-t:
Where did "county" come from?
sumi:
Uh, the land that was ruled over by a Count?
-t:
Pardon me while I smack myself in the head.
tommyrot:
So somewhere there's a Chocula County?
Cashmere - Sep 27, 2004 6:39:26 pm PDT #6677 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
In Bitches, on billytea's new nephew:
billytea
Bec: "Kath sent photos of your nephew. He looks just like E.T."
Me: [picking up pics] "Well, yeah, but all newborns kind of do. Once he's holy hell, he really does look like E.T."
Polter-Cow
Hee hee hee. You should call him Bill E.T.
billytea
Oh, you're going straight to hell for that one.
Polter-Cow
See you there! Bring the Tim Tams!
Edain - Sep 28, 2004 12:32:27 am PDT #6678 of 10000
"Being hungover is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in regret!" - T-Rex
DVD Discussion, in Minearverse:
-t: Exchanges are huge in January. 3 people give you the Matrix for xmas, trade 'em in for Wonderfalls.
DavidS: Turn two, one is for food.
aurelia: 10 discs for the Matrix?! I haven't even dedicated time to watching the last two movies.
Wolfram: Did you notice the 35 hours of extras. 35 hours!
tommyrot: Plus software for creating your very own Matrix!
Matt the Bruins fan: Can I program mine to digitally replace Keanu with Parker Posey?
AllAroundPsycho: If it works, can you do that to mine?
JoeCrow: I would totally buy that version. Also, think how it would improve the love scene with Trinity...I'll be in my bunk.
ita: If you can program the Matrix to just stop with the one movie, I'm more than happy to keep the Reeves.
Steph L. - Sep 28, 2004 7:09:22 am PDT #6679 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
shrift's dadaistic life:
A guy walked by when I was downstairs a few minutes ago. He said, "GOOD MORNING! I AM JEHOVAH!"
Jehovah is one intense and grumpy little man.
Scrappy - Sep 28, 2004 10:40:27 am PDT #6680 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Kalshane:
Has anyone else ever had that one true moment of clarity where you suddenly realize a certain person is completely, mind-bogglingly insane? Not that this has anything to do with something another person on this thread may have said recently or anything.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 28, 2004 10:41:47 am PDT #6681 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Gudanov in Bitches:
Of course, the car and the driver have to have no mass to get up to light speed. The best science can do right now to have Callista Flockhart drive a Lotus Elise.
Maria - Sep 28, 2004 1:21:59 pm PDT #6682 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
The lovely Katerina Bee, in Bitches, just 'cause it's perfect:
Casual chic? It depends on the venue. Sometimes it's Ralph Lauren khakis and a sweater casually thrown over the shoulders. Other times that means holey thrift store jeans, a flannel shirt seriously besmirched from a painting project, and a tiara to top it all off.
Pix - Sep 28, 2004 8:31:39 pm PDT #6683 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Liese S- because only on b.org in Bureaucracy would this statement make sense:
Oh. I saw a bunch of posts in here, and thought there might have been a kerfluffle. Thank goodness we were only consensing zombies. So much healthier.
Pix - Sep 29, 2004 2:51:18 am PDT #6684 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Kristen in Minearverse:
I feel that Save Our Show campaigns are so last season. I think the next evolution in fashionable fandom activities should be Cancel That Other Show campaigns.
I vote that we start with Everybody Loves Raymond.
Because, you know, everybody really doesn't.