Damn, juliana beat me to it!
Double dog damn!
She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 23, 2004 12:21:32 pm PDT #6671 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Kate P. - Sep 24, 2004 11:21:55 am PDT #6672 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Natter:
ita:
I can see Condi Rice's nipples.
shrift:
...
Listen. Do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.
Gris - Sep 26, 2004 8:05:03 pm PDT #6673 of 10000
Hey. New board.
victor made me laugh in Angel...
Lee: I don't think it was established that it wasn't Angelus, only that it was temporary. DruggedAngel believed he was Angelus, was looking to do some damage, and had the tools needed to do that damage.
victor infante: I can believe this. Certain intoxicants have made me think I was a fighter pilot, looking to do much the same. Then I was sat down to watch Mary Poppins until I sobered up. Maybe they should have tried that with Angelus.
"I WILL KILL YOU AL....oooh. Umbrellas!"
Nutty - Sep 27, 2004 5:09:55 am PDT #6674 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Discussing a thread title for Natter 28:
Victor Infante: Zombies are the new vampire.
Lee: Or the new monkey.
Victor: ZOMBIE MONKIES!?!?!?!?! Then I ate her brains, now I'm a believer...
Jon B. - Sep 27, 2004 6:22:00 am PDT #6675 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
And the follow-ups,
Lee: Oh what can it mean, to a zombie believer, and a homecoming queen?
victor infante: Take the last train to Clarkesville and I'll eat you at the station...
Susan W. - Sep 27, 2004 11:02:47 am PDT #6676 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Geography lessons in Firefly:
-t:
Where did "county" come from?
sumi:
Uh, the land that was ruled over by a Count?
-t:
Pardon me while I smack myself in the head.
tommyrot:
So somewhere there's a Chocula County?
Cashmere - Sep 27, 2004 6:39:26 pm PDT #6677 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
In Bitches, on billytea's new nephew:
billytea
Bec: "Kath sent photos of your nephew. He looks just like E.T."
Me: [picking up pics] "Well, yeah, but all newborns kind of do. Once he's holy hell, he really does look like E.T."
Polter-Cow
Hee hee hee. You should call him Bill E.T.
billytea
Oh, you're going straight to hell for that one.
Polter-Cow
See you there! Bring the Tim Tams!
Edain - Sep 28, 2004 12:32:27 am PDT #6678 of 10000
"Being hungover is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in regret!" - T-Rex
DVD Discussion, in Minearverse:
-t: Exchanges are huge in January. 3 people give you the Matrix for xmas, trade 'em in for Wonderfalls.
DavidS: Turn two, one is for food.
aurelia: 10 discs for the Matrix?! I haven't even dedicated time to watching the last two movies.
Wolfram: Did you notice the 35 hours of extras. 35 hours!
tommyrot: Plus software for creating your very own Matrix!
Matt the Bruins fan: Can I program mine to digitally replace Keanu with Parker Posey?
AllAroundPsycho: If it works, can you do that to mine?
JoeCrow: I would totally buy that version. Also, think how it would improve the love scene with Trinity...I'll be in my bunk.
ita: If you can program the Matrix to just stop with the one movie, I'm more than happy to keep the Reeves.
Steph L. - Sep 28, 2004 7:09:22 am PDT #6679 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
shrift's dadaistic life:
A guy walked by when I was downstairs a few minutes ago. He said, "GOOD MORNING! I AM JEHOVAH!"
Jehovah is one intense and grumpy little man.
Scrappy - Sep 28, 2004 10:40:27 am PDT #6680 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Kalshane:
Has anyone else ever had that one true moment of clarity where you suddenly realize a certain person is completely, mind-bogglingly insane? Not that this has anything to do with something another person on this thread may have said recently or anything.