Seems like everyone's got a tale to tell.

Mal ,'Safe'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


erikaj - Sep 23, 2004 10:57:08 am PDT #6668 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

wrod.Please, God, so to speak.


Jessica - Sep 23, 2004 11:20:57 am PDT #6669 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Rick V: They can pass legislation making Bush "President for Life" if they want to. Hell, they can pass legislation making Bush "Emperor of the Universe for All Eternity" if they want to.

Billytea: Although they'd be sure to call it the "Enduring Freedom" Act or something like that. As opposed to the more accurate "Apes Are Our Masters" Act.


juliana - Sep 23, 2004 11:29:49 am PDT #6670 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Bitches

amych:Speaking of which, is there a National Talk Like A Parahomologist Day?

tommyrot:Yeah, and this year it falls on "Walk Like an Egyptian" day. So be careful.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 23, 2004 12:21:32 pm PDT #6671 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Damn, juliana beat me to it!

Double dog damn!


Kate P. - Sep 24, 2004 11:21:55 am PDT #6672 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In Natter:

ita:

I can see Condi Rice's nipples.

shrift:

...

Listen. Do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.


Gris - Sep 26, 2004 8:05:03 pm PDT #6673 of 10000
Hey. New board.

victor made me laugh in Angel...

Lee: I don't think it was established that it wasn't Angelus, only that it was temporary. DruggedAngel believed he was Angelus, was looking to do some damage, and had the tools needed to do that damage.

victor infante: I can believe this. Certain intoxicants have made me think I was a fighter pilot, looking to do much the same. Then I was sat down to watch Mary Poppins until I sobered up. Maybe they should have tried that with Angelus.

"I WILL KILL YOU AL....oooh. Umbrellas!"


Nutty - Sep 27, 2004 5:09:55 am PDT #6674 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Discussing a thread title for Natter 28:

Victor Infante: Zombies are the new vampire.

Lee: Or the new monkey.

Victor: ZOMBIE MONKIES!?!?!?!?! Then I ate her brains, now I'm a believer...


Jon B. - Sep 27, 2004 6:22:00 am PDT #6675 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

And the follow-ups,

Lee: Oh what can it mean, to a zombie believer, and a homecoming queen?

victor infante: Take the last train to Clarkesville and I'll eat you at the station...


Susan W. - Sep 27, 2004 11:02:47 am PDT #6676 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Geography lessons in Firefly:

-t:

Where did "county" come from?

sumi:

Uh, the land that was ruled over by a Count?

-t:

Pardon me while I smack myself in the head.

tommyrot:

So somewhere there's a Chocula County?


Cashmere - Sep 27, 2004 6:39:26 pm PDT #6677 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

In Bitches, on billytea's new nephew:

billytea

Bec: "Kath sent photos of your nephew. He looks just like E.T."
Me: [picking up pics] "Well, yeah, but all newborns kind of do. Once he's holy hell, he really does look like E.T."

Polter-Cow

Hee hee hee. You should call him Bill E.T.

billytea

Oh, you're going straight to hell for that one.

Polter-Cow

See you there! Bring the Tim Tams!