Betsy:
I routinely leave the house without lipstick, mascara, a hat, or gloves.
I am a disgrace to proper womanhood. Sometimes I even dash out in front of the recycling truck in my nightie.
Robin:
You have a nightie? You are a paragon of womanhood.
Signed
Sleeps in BF's Ratty Old XXL Von Dutch T shirt
ita:
You have a BF? You are a paragon of womanhood.
Signed,
Sleeps in the clothes of men she's never met.
Plei:
I'm boggled that people sleep in clothing.
Betsy:
I grew up in the Midwest. It was hard enough to train myself to sleep without underpants under the nightgown.
connie:
I occasionally wear socks to bed due to Cold Toes Syndrome. Which is kind of funny since that's the only thing I'm wearing other than the occasional cat.
In Natter.
Nutty:
Tommy, you got a problem with radioactive apes??
Tommyrot:
All I'm saying is that they've proven unreliable in securing Middle East peace in the past.
In Bitches:
Gudanov:
Now, the "In case of rapture this car will be unmanned" bumper stickers bother me because that's just saying "Hell yes I'm holier than thou."
ita:
You need a "In the case of rapture I'm taking your car" rebuttal.
(And since I'm here, I'll add the earlier post that didn't make me laugh, but amused me immensely.)
ita:
I have very stiff fish tolerances. Jesus fish with no writing -- good. Darwin fish with no writing -- good. Fishes with writing -- not so clever, I am disappointed in you, please try harder to amuse me. Fishes exerting dominance over other fishes -- please don't be so pissy and contentious; I said I wanted to be entertained.
Betsy HP:
Me, I'm not a Calvinist, because I can get depressed enough all by myself.
The culmination of the latest spirituality discussion in Bitches:
Deena: I'm thinking evolution killed the thread.
aurelia: It'll adapt.
Damn, I was going to post that.
Guess I'll have to settle for sixes.
Ginger
sums it all up in
Bitches:
I have found that the monumentally stupid can be performed at any age.
From Bitches, cause it made me laugh out loud (both parts):
deb grabien:
People who stand up on subways and scream "I GOTTA TESTIFY!" in your face don't, in my experience, follow that sentence up with "THERE AINT NOTHIN" OUT THERE! YOU DIE, YOU LAY THERE, AND YOU ROT! DEAL WITH IT!"
Jessica:
Speaking as someone who doesn't particularly enjoy being told she's going to hell at 7 am, I would pay cash money to see this.
