In Natter.
Nutty: Tommy, you got a problem with radioactive apes??
Tommyrot: All I'm saying is that they've proven unreliable in securing Middle East peace in the past.
Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.
Tara ,'Empty Places'
Coffee On My Monitor
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DavidS - Sep 21, 2004 1:00:13 pm PDT #6659 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Polter-Cow - Sep 22, 2004 2:37:18 pm PDT #6660 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
In Bitches:
Gudanov:
Now, the "In case of rapture this car will be unmanned" bumper stickers bother me because that's just saying "Hell yes I'm holier than thou."
ita:
You need a "In the case of rapture I'm taking your car" rebuttal.
(And since I'm here, I'll add the earlier post that didn't make me laugh, but amused me immensely.)
ita:
I have very stiff fish tolerances. Jesus fish with no writing -- good. Darwin fish with no writing -- good. Fishes with writing -- not so clever, I am disappointed in you, please try harder to amuse me. Fishes exerting dominance over other fishes -- please don't be so pissy and contentious; I said I wanted to be entertained.
Trudy Booth - Sep 22, 2004 7:15:36 pm PDT #6661 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Betsy HP: Me, I'm not a Calvinist, because I can get depressed enough all by myself.
JenP - Sep 22, 2004 7:51:16 pm PDT #6662 of 10000
ita in Boxed Set ...
Also, never underestimate the joined power of the Brody and the MacKenzie. They're like the Wondertwins -- shape of a woobie! power of an improviser!
JohnSweden - Sep 23, 2004 5:58:23 am PDT #6663 of 10000
I can't even.
The culmination of the latest spirituality discussion in Bitches:
Deena: I'm thinking evolution killed the thread.
aurelia: It'll adapt.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 23, 2004 6:35:53 am PDT #6664 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Damn, I was going to post that.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 23, 2004 6:36:15 am PDT #6665 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Guess I'll have to settle for sixes.
Pix - Sep 23, 2004 9:29:58 am PDT #6666 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Ginger sums it all up in Bitches:
I have found that the monumentally stupid can be performed at any age.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 23, 2004 10:38:01 am PDT #6667 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
From Bitches, cause it made me laugh out loud (both parts):
deb grabien:
People who stand up on subways and scream "I GOTTA TESTIFY!" in your face don't, in my experience, follow that sentence up with "THERE AINT NOTHIN" OUT THERE! YOU DIE, YOU LAY THERE, AND YOU ROT! DEAL WITH IT!"
Jessica:
Speaking as someone who doesn't particularly enjoy being told she's going to hell at 7 am, I would pay cash money to see this.
erikaj - Sep 23, 2004 10:57:08 am PDT #6668 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
wrod.Please, God, so to speak.