Gosh darn it, Kristin, you beat me to it!
I'll just have to settle for adding this to my Buffista Humor collection.
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Katerina Bee - Sep 17, 2004 7:18:13 am PDT #6649 of 10000
Herding cats for fun
Anne W. - Sep 17, 2004 1:28:15 pm PDT #6650 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
connie, in Bitches:
Hope is a nasty, vicious, lying bitch who should never have been allowed to slink out of that box Pandora opened.
She sometimes does come through, though, which is the only thing that keeps us from pinning her to a bulletin board by her crumpled little wings.
Beverly - Sep 17, 2004 1:39:46 pm PDT #6651 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Anne W. in Natter:
I'm in Missouri now!
Um, perhaps I should clarify that this is not thanks to the tornadoes referenced just above.
Kate P. - Sep 17, 2004 7:50:40 pm PDT #6652 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Firefly:
Betsy: Joss scheduled the opening April 22 as a birthday present to me, me, me. Please, nobody pop my iridescent spaceship-shaped bubble.
Allyson: You know, Betsy, as a "big name fan" with "insider connections", I can totally confirm that your birthday story is true. It's all about you, bay-bee.
Joss told me so over dinner the other day when I was giving him career advice. Hand to god.
Trudy Booth - Sep 18, 2004 5:17:00 pm PDT #6653 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
kat perez: I read in the last EW that the upcoming Nicole Kidman big screen version of Bewitched is going to be one of those movie within a movie deals about a TV production company making and updated version of Bewitched. Nicole's character, a real live witch, gets cast in the TV remake to play Samantha. I gotta say, I'm not happy about it. Give me my Bewitched raw and wriggling.
Nicole - Sep 19, 2004 4:21:22 am PDT #6654 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
erikaj, in Bitches:
I had neighbors like that. They played porn in stereo at three am. It was like Paul Bunyan doing the Bionic Woman, sound-wise. Punchline: They were police cadets. Hope they work Vice.
Pix - Sep 19, 2004 7:03:31 am PDT #6655 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Ginger in Bitches:
(Note to National Weather Service: Do not name storms names commonly followed by "the Terrible.")
DCJensen - Sep 19, 2004 1:29:15 pm PDT #6656 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Topic!Cindy in Bitches:
Ben cannot believe I would post the poem here. He doesn't even want me posting this. I am slapping his hand away as we speak. Now he is very angry. Now, he is even angrier.
sj - Sep 20, 2004 11:17:48 am PDT #6657 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
In Bitches:
Daniel: Looks like Jon Stewart won an emmy. I didn't catch the category.
Deb: Is there one for "only journalist on television not currently and continuously fellating the RNC"?
Topic!Cindy - Sep 20, 2004 1:28:47 pm PDT #6658 of 10000
What is even happening?
Betsy: I routinely leave the house without lipstick, mascara, a hat, or gloves.
I am a disgrace to proper womanhood. Sometimes I even dash out in front of the recycling truck in my nightie.
Robin: You have a nightie? You are a paragon of womanhood.
Signed
Sleeps in BF's Ratty Old XXL Von Dutch T shirt
ita: You have a BF? You are a paragon of womanhood.
Signed,
Sleeps in the clothes of men she's never met.
Plei: I'm boggled that people sleep in clothing.
Betsy: I grew up in the Midwest. It was hard enough to train myself to sleep without underpants under the nightgown.
connie: I occasionally wear socks to bed due to Cold Toes Syndrome. Which is kind of funny since that's the only thing I'm wearing other than the occasional cat.