Ginger in Bitches:
(Note to National Weather Service: Do not name storms names commonly followed by "the Terrible.")
Mal: Take your people and go. Captain: You would have done the same. Mal: We can already see I haven't.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Pix - Sep 19, 2004 7:03:31 am PDT #6655 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
DCJensen - Sep 19, 2004 1:29:15 pm PDT #6656 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Topic!Cindy in Bitches:
Ben cannot believe I would post the poem here. He doesn't even want me posting this. I am slapping his hand away as we speak. Now he is very angry. Now, he is even angrier.
sj - Sep 20, 2004 11:17:48 am PDT #6657 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
In Bitches:
Daniel: Looks like Jon Stewart won an emmy. I didn't catch the category.
Deb: Is there one for "only journalist on television not currently and continuously fellating the RNC"?
Topic!Cindy - Sep 20, 2004 1:28:47 pm PDT #6658 of 10000
What is even happening?
Betsy: I routinely leave the house without lipstick, mascara, a hat, or gloves.
I am a disgrace to proper womanhood. Sometimes I even dash out in front of the recycling truck in my nightie.
Robin: You have a nightie? You are a paragon of womanhood.
Signed
Sleeps in BF's Ratty Old XXL Von Dutch T shirt
ita: You have a BF? You are a paragon of womanhood.
Signed,
Sleeps in the clothes of men she's never met.
Plei: I'm boggled that people sleep in clothing.
Betsy: I grew up in the Midwest. It was hard enough to train myself to sleep without underpants under the nightgown.
connie: I occasionally wear socks to bed due to Cold Toes Syndrome. Which is kind of funny since that's the only thing I'm wearing other than the occasional cat.
DavidS - Sep 21, 2004 1:00:13 pm PDT #6659 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Natter.
Nutty: Tommy, you got a problem with radioactive apes??
Tommyrot: All I'm saying is that they've proven unreliable in securing Middle East peace in the past.
Polter-Cow - Sep 22, 2004 2:37:18 pm PDT #6660 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
In Bitches:
Gudanov:
Now, the "In case of rapture this car will be unmanned" bumper stickers bother me because that's just saying "Hell yes I'm holier than thou."
ita:
You need a "In the case of rapture I'm taking your car" rebuttal.
(And since I'm here, I'll add the earlier post that didn't make me laugh, but amused me immensely.)
ita:
I have very stiff fish tolerances. Jesus fish with no writing -- good. Darwin fish with no writing -- good. Fishes with writing -- not so clever, I am disappointed in you, please try harder to amuse me. Fishes exerting dominance over other fishes -- please don't be so pissy and contentious; I said I wanted to be entertained.
Trudy Booth - Sep 22, 2004 7:15:36 pm PDT #6661 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Betsy HP: Me, I'm not a Calvinist, because I can get depressed enough all by myself.
JenP - Sep 22, 2004 7:51:16 pm PDT #6662 of 10000
ita in Boxed Set ...
Also, never underestimate the joined power of the Brody and the MacKenzie. They're like the Wondertwins -- shape of a woobie! power of an improviser!
JohnSweden - Sep 23, 2004 5:58:23 am PDT #6663 of 10000
I can't even.
The culmination of the latest spirituality discussion in Bitches:
Deena: I'm thinking evolution killed the thread.
aurelia: It'll adapt.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 23, 2004 6:35:53 am PDT #6664 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Damn, I was going to post that.