Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Firefly:
Betsy: Joss scheduled the opening April 22 as a birthday present to me, me, me. Please, nobody pop my iridescent spaceship-shaped bubble.
Allyson: You know, Betsy, as a "big name fan" with "insider connections", I can totally confirm that your birthday story is true. It's all about you, bay-bee.
Joss told me so over dinner the other day when I was giving him career advice. Hand to god.
kat perez: I read in the last EW that the upcoming Nicole Kidman big screen version of Bewitched is going to be one of those movie within a movie deals about a TV production company making and updated version of Bewitched. Nicole's character, a real live witch, gets cast in the TV remake to play Samantha. I gotta say, I'm not happy about it. Give me my Bewitched raw and wriggling.
erikaj, in Bitches:
I had neighbors like that. They played porn in stereo at three am. It was like Paul Bunyan doing the Bionic Woman, sound-wise. Punchline: They were police cadets. Hope they work Vice.
Ginger in Bitches:
(Note to National Weather Service: Do not name storms names commonly followed by "the Terrible.")
Topic!Cindy in Bitches:
Ben cannot believe I would post the poem here. He doesn't even want me posting this. I am slapping his hand away as we speak. Now he is very angry. Now, he is even angrier.
In Bitches:
Daniel: Looks like Jon Stewart won an emmy. I didn't catch the category.
Deb: Is there one for "only journalist on television not currently and continuously fellating the RNC"?
Betsy: I routinely leave the house without lipstick, mascara, a hat, or gloves.
I am a disgrace to proper womanhood. Sometimes I even dash out in front of the recycling truck in my nightie.
Robin: You have a nightie? You are a paragon of womanhood.
Signed
Sleeps in BF's Ratty Old XXL Von Dutch T shirt
ita: You have a BF? You are a paragon of womanhood.
Signed,
Sleeps in the clothes of men she's never met.
Plei: I'm boggled that people sleep in clothing.
Betsy: I grew up in the Midwest. It was hard enough to train myself to sleep without underpants under the nightgown.
connie: I occasionally wear socks to bed due to Cold Toes Syndrome. Which is kind of funny since that's the only thing I'm wearing other than the occasional cat.
In Natter.
Nutty: Tommy, you got a problem with radioactive apes??
Tommyrot: All I'm saying is that they've proven unreliable in securing Middle East peace in the past.
In Bitches:
Gudanov:
Now, the "In case of rapture this car will be unmanned" bumper stickers bother me because that's just saying "Hell yes I'm holier than thou."
ita:
You need a "In the case of rapture I'm taking your car" rebuttal.
(And since I'm here, I'll add the earlier post that didn't make me laugh, but amused me immensely.)
ita:
I have very stiff fish tolerances. Jesus fish with no writing -- good. Darwin fish with no writing -- good. Fishes with writing -- not so clever, I am disappointed in you, please try harder to amuse me. Fishes exerting dominance over other fishes -- please don't be so pissy and contentious; I said I wanted to be entertained.
Betsy HP: Me, I'm not a Calvinist, because I can get depressed enough all by myself.