Heh. ita beat me to it; I only just got here. All's well, Lee.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Movies:
Polter-Cow: David Boreanaz in Jurassic Park 4?
billytea: Sounds reasonable. Many dinosaurs had elaborate structures of one type or another on their heads.
SailAweigh
You know, all these Buffista get togethers seem to happen on coasts. The definition of a coast is beach along water. And you know what? Madison has lots of beach! And lots of water! Four lakes here, folks. I say we turn Madison into the new coast so I can get some of you peeps to come visit me. We'll call it the Badger Coast. And sing "footie, footie, footie" at our parties.
In Natter --
Allyson: Hey, what's that ugly little man's name who calls the ring, MY PRECIOOOOOUS all the damn time?
Erika on Andre Braugher as Othello:
Of course, now I'm picturing Pembleton with Othello in the Box saying: "She was cheating on you, wasn't she? And you couldn't handle it. Not with that little punk Cassio...whom you took under your wing. Any man might lose it, if that happened. Especially when everybody talked about Desdemona liking it dark. Just admit it and we can all sleep." I may be disturbed.
Hil R.: Why does nobody tell me that I look like a smurf zebra before I leave the office?
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Lilty Cash: Someone please tell me to stop flirting with my bartender.
KristinT: Lilty!
Stop flirting with your bartender.
Just jump him. Saves time.
How much do I love that I can blend Shakespeare and a fairly...cerebral pop culture reference and have multiple people: a. get it. And b.(Or maybe I should say 2 like Paul Buchman...) think it's funny enough to hold on to. One of the thousands of reasons Buffistas rule.
Cashmere: Conversation between me & Owen's pediatrician before we left the office:
pediatrician: "Do you have gas heat or electric?"
me: "Gas."
pediatrician: "Then do you have carbon monoxide detectors?"
me: "Hellooooo. Married to an actuary."
pediatrician: "So you have two."
me: "Four."
pediatrician: "So you're set then."
me: "You should see the spreadsheet he created when we were choosing a car seat. He pulled four years of company recall data for it."
pediatrician: "...."
Gus: Hey! My code is what brings all the boys to my yard.
Wait.
All you boys! Getoffamy lawn!
From Movies:
ita :
::takes off kerfuffle shoes, with no little regret::
Steph L:
Missy, kerfluffle shoes are so Out for autumn fashions. You best give them to Goodwill.
ita:
I hate Autumn fashion. As soon as the Winter brouhaha boots are in stores, I'm all over them. In the meanwhile I have to make do.
Betsy HP:
On the other hand, my arch-support brogans of whining complement any outfit.
ita:
For those with plantar fasciitis of the soul?
Steph L.:
I love my sandals of false superiority, and I intend to wear them until it's so cold that my toes can't stand it any more.
Betsy HP:
Exactly. My soul is all tired and worn-out and fallen.