My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Ginger - Aug 27, 2004 11:19:59 am PDT #6588 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Erika on Andre Braugher as Othello:

Of course, now I'm picturing Pembleton with Othello in the Box saying: "She was cheating on you, wasn't she? And you couldn't handle it. Not with that little punk Cassio...whom you took under your wing. Any man might lose it, if that happened. Especially when everybody talked about Desdemona liking it dark. Just admit it and we can all sleep." I may be disturbed.


Trudy Booth - Aug 27, 2004 1:06:07 pm PDT #6589 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hil R.: Why does nobody tell me that I look like a smurf zebra before I leave the office?

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Lilty Cash: Someone please tell me to stop flirting with my bartender.

KristinT: Lilty!

Stop flirting with your bartender.

Just jump him. Saves time.


erikaj - Aug 27, 2004 1:28:01 pm PDT #6590 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

How much do I love that I can blend Shakespeare and a fairly...cerebral pop culture reference and have multiple people: a. get it. And b.(Or maybe I should say 2 like Paul Buchman...) think it's funny enough to hold on to. One of the thousands of reasons Buffistas rule.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 27, 2004 2:06:05 pm PDT #6591 of 10000
What is even happening?

Cashmere: Conversation between me & Owen's pediatrician before we left the office:

pediatrician: "Do you have gas heat or electric?"

me: "Gas."

pediatrician: "Then do you have carbon monoxide detectors?"

me: "Hellooooo. Married to an actuary."

pediatrician: "So you have two."

me: "Four."

pediatrician: "So you're set then."

me: "You should see the spreadsheet he created when we were choosing a car seat. He pulled four years of company recall data for it."

pediatrician: "...."


Trudy Booth - Aug 27, 2004 6:43:06 pm PDT #6592 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gus: Hey! My code is what brings all the boys to my yard.

Wait.

All you boys! Getoffamy lawn!


Theodosia - Aug 29, 2004 2:54:55 pm PDT #6593 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Movies:

ita :

::takes off kerfuffle shoes, with no little regret::

Steph L:

Missy, kerfluffle shoes are so Out for autumn fashions. You best give them to Goodwill.

ita:

I hate Autumn fashion. As soon as the Winter brouhaha boots are in stores, I'm all over them. In the meanwhile I have to make do.

Betsy HP:

On the other hand, my arch-support brogans of whining complement any outfit.

ita:

For those with plantar fasciitis of the soul?

Steph L.:

I love my sandals of false superiority, and I intend to wear them until it's so cold that my toes can't stand it any more.

Betsy HP:

Exactly. My soul is all tired and worn-out and fallen.


Trudy Booth - Aug 29, 2004 6:59:14 pm PDT #6594 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

cass: Puppycat keeps stealing my credit card from my desk and tries to run into the living room with it. Like she thinks she can order things out of catalogs or something. I keep reminding her that she Has No Thumbs. She keeps reminding me that she is very cute but really not all that bright.


Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2004 6:26:39 am PDT #6595 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

billytea: 1. Wolf packs are hierarchical, so there'll always be a wolf who's last on the totem pole. If they drove off the existing omega wolf, then whoever was second-last will just find themselves in last place. In a pack of two wolves, whichever one isn't the alpha will be the omega. By this logic, I will henceforth refer to the risen Christ as the Lone Wolf, as he is the alpha and the omega.


Katie M - Aug 30, 2004 10:33:48 am PDT #6596 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

lisah in Bureaucracy:

I was trying to figure out why Beep Me has always seemed more official to me. It's because it's got "Apocalypse" in the title.


billytea - Aug 30, 2004 10:54:59 am PDT #6597 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Polter-Cow brings us the Disney weather forecast, in Natter:

No...one...
Rains like Gaston
Shatters panes like Gaston
No one shames all the South's hurricanes like Gaston