cass: Puppycat keeps stealing my credit card from my desk and tries to run into the living room with it. Like she thinks she can order things out of catalogs or something. I keep reminding her that she Has No Thumbs. She keeps reminding me that she is very cute but really not all that bright.
Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Aug 29, 2004 6:59:14 pm PDT #6594 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2004 6:26:39 am PDT #6595 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
billytea: 1. Wolf packs are hierarchical, so there'll always be a wolf who's last on the totem pole. If they drove off the existing omega wolf, then whoever was second-last will just find themselves in last place. In a pack of two wolves, whichever one isn't the alpha will be the omega. By this logic, I will henceforth refer to the risen Christ as the Lone Wolf, as he is the alpha and the omega.
Katie M - Aug 30, 2004 10:33:48 am PDT #6596 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
lisah in Bureaucracy:
I was trying to figure out why Beep Me has always seemed more official to me. It's because it's got "Apocalypse" in the title.
billytea - Aug 30, 2004 10:54:59 am PDT #6597 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Polter-Cow brings us the Disney weather forecast, in Natter:
No...one...
Rains like Gaston
Shatters panes like Gaston
No one shames all the South's hurricanes like Gaston
Polter-Cow - Aug 30, 2004 12:39:21 pm PDT #6598 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Nutty brings us a geography lesson, in Natter:
I am always a little unclear on why the collective world/map-writers respect some sensitive points of language and ignore others. Like, Cote d'Ivoire clearly kept insisting until everybody got it the way they wanted it, but the Germans gave up and said, Deutschland, Allemagne, Germany -- whatever! Just trade with us.
Pix - Aug 30, 2004 3:26:26 pm PDT #6599 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Our long-absent, much-missed Aimee, getting right back into the swing of things in Bitches:
I would be very upset if my vibrator was also a food chopper. I would be more upset if I found out by accident.
Astarte - Aug 30, 2004 6:52:57 pm PDT #6600 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Betsy, critiquing P-C's mad bachelor culinary skilz, yo, in Bitches:
I mean, seriously, a dedicated pizza appliance that rotates the pizza under the heat source? That's one cat's-whisker short of the appliance that electrocutes your hot dogs for you.
JohnSweden - Aug 31, 2004 7:08:22 am PDT #6601 of 10000
I can't even.
Nutty in Natter, context be damned:
I need to shut up now or the karma gods will catch GWB in the oval office getting blown by someone named Nooty.
ChiKat - Aug 31, 2004 8:02:25 am PDT #6602 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
In Bitches:
Polter-Cow: I just re-read the Bill of Rights. Man, those were some good rights.
JohnSweden: Nostalgia for the old days when they existed?
Polter-Cow - Aug 31, 2004 8:46:37 am PDT #6603 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
In Bitches, ita teaches me how to go on a safari:
Here's another one, P-C.
1: I'm going on safari, and I'm bringing an angel.
2: I'm going on safari, and I'm bringing a serpent.
1: Nope.
3: I'm going on safari and I'm bringing a pearly gate.
1: Nope.
4: I'm going on safari and I'm bring an immortal
1: Yes!
4: <smug smile>
5: I'm going on safari and I'm bringing a god?
1: Nope.
6: I'm going on safari and I'm bringing a spike?
1: Yup.
And then someone says "Guys who slept with Buffy???" and 2 and 3 and 5 try and kill 1.