There are no absolutes. No right and wrong. Haven't you learned anything working for the Powers? There are only choices.

Jasmine ,'Power Play'


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Katie M - Aug 26, 2004 10:20:34 am PDT #6585 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

In Movies:

Polter-Cow: David Boreanaz in Jurassic Park 4?

billytea: Sounds reasonable. Many dinosaurs had elaborate structures of one type or another on their heads.


Pix - Aug 26, 2004 4:39:26 pm PDT #6586 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

SailAweigh

You know, all these Buffista get togethers seem to happen on coasts. The definition of a coast is beach along water. And you know what? Madison has lots of beach! And lots of water! Four lakes here, folks. I say we turn Madison into the new coast so I can get some of you peeps to come visit me. We'll call it the Badger Coast. And sing "footie, footie, footie" at our parties.


Steph L. - Aug 27, 2004 6:22:55 am PDT #6587 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter --

Allyson: Hey, what's that ugly little man's name who calls the ring, MY PRECIOOOOOUS all the damn time?


Ginger - Aug 27, 2004 11:19:59 am PDT #6588 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Erika on Andre Braugher as Othello:

Of course, now I'm picturing Pembleton with Othello in the Box saying: "She was cheating on you, wasn't she? And you couldn't handle it. Not with that little punk Cassio...whom you took under your wing. Any man might lose it, if that happened. Especially when everybody talked about Desdemona liking it dark. Just admit it and we can all sleep." I may be disturbed.


Trudy Booth - Aug 27, 2004 1:06:07 pm PDT #6589 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hil R.: Why does nobody tell me that I look like a smurf zebra before I leave the office?

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Lilty Cash: Someone please tell me to stop flirting with my bartender.

KristinT: Lilty!

Stop flirting with your bartender.

Just jump him. Saves time.


erikaj - Aug 27, 2004 1:28:01 pm PDT #6590 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

How much do I love that I can blend Shakespeare and a fairly...cerebral pop culture reference and have multiple people: a. get it. And b.(Or maybe I should say 2 like Paul Buchman...) think it's funny enough to hold on to. One of the thousands of reasons Buffistas rule.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 27, 2004 2:06:05 pm PDT #6591 of 10000
What is even happening?

Cashmere: Conversation between me & Owen's pediatrician before we left the office:

pediatrician: "Do you have gas heat or electric?"

me: "Gas."

pediatrician: "Then do you have carbon monoxide detectors?"

me: "Hellooooo. Married to an actuary."

pediatrician: "So you have two."

me: "Four."

pediatrician: "So you're set then."

me: "You should see the spreadsheet he created when we were choosing a car seat. He pulled four years of company recall data for it."

pediatrician: "...."


Trudy Booth - Aug 27, 2004 6:43:06 pm PDT #6592 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gus: Hey! My code is what brings all the boys to my yard.

Wait.

All you boys! Getoffamy lawn!


Theodosia - Aug 29, 2004 2:54:55 pm PDT #6593 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Movies:

ita :

::takes off kerfuffle shoes, with no little regret::

Steph L:

Missy, kerfluffle shoes are so Out for autumn fashions. You best give them to Goodwill.

ita:

I hate Autumn fashion. As soon as the Winter brouhaha boots are in stores, I'm all over them. In the meanwhile I have to make do.

Betsy HP:

On the other hand, my arch-support brogans of whining complement any outfit.

ita:

For those with plantar fasciitis of the soul?

Steph L.:

I love my sandals of false superiority, and I intend to wear them until it's so cold that my toes can't stand it any more.

Betsy HP:

Exactly. My soul is all tired and worn-out and fallen.


Trudy Booth - Aug 29, 2004 6:59:14 pm PDT #6594 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

cass: Puppycat keeps stealing my credit card from my desk and tries to run into the living room with it. Like she thinks she can order things out of catalogs or something. I keep reminding her that she Has No Thumbs. She keeps reminding me that she is very cute but really not all that bright.