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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Astarte - Aug 15, 2004 5:11:48 am PDT #6543 of 10000

Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Kalshane and other Browncoats fight the good fight at Wizard World: (From Firefly thread)

I think the best, though, was the guy who had never heard of the show and was surprised to hear it was a)cancelled and b)they're making a major motion picture out of it.

Guy:"A TV movie?" Us: "No, a full theatrical release." Guy: "So it's an independant film?" Us: "No, it's being released by Universal and filmed on their lot." Guy: "Really?" Us: "Yes." Guy: "But the show was cancelled?" Us: "Yes. Because Fox is stupid." Guy: "Oh."

snerk

deborah grabien - Aug 15, 2004 7:51:34 am PDT #6544 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Trudy in Bitches, summing it all up about the Olympics, really:

Yesterday I was watching the coxless mens four. My inner twelve year old was outer.

Scrappy - Aug 15, 2004 8:52:38 am PDT #6545 of 10000

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Daniel, bringing the funny in Bitches:

Having the diabetes thing is annoying me with the change in perception. Now it's making me reinterpret classic songs.

For instance, I was listening to the oldies station and "Love The One You're With" came on.

If you're down...

and confused,

And you don't remember...

who you're talking to,

Concentration slips away...

At which point my brain goes.... "Sounds hyperglycemic. He might want to take his insulin..."

Topic!Cindy - Aug 15, 2004 3:09:35 pm PDT #6546 of 10000

What is even happening?

Allyson: It's harder for me to feed vegans than Nillys.

Kate P. - Aug 16, 2004 7:52:57 am PDT #6547 of 10000

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In F2F, people are worried about kosher bathtubs:

Trudy:

So I can use my Scrubbing Bubbles O'Pork? Because it really is my favorite cleanser.

lexine:

Trudy - that is in prep for your milk bath, right?

Trudy:

But of course!

Then I play with my pet lobster treyfy while knitting linen and wool together.

Trudy Booth - Aug 16, 2004 9:12:45 am PDT #6548 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger: These children are forcing me to abuse the superlative.

Ginger - Aug 16, 2004 11:29:01 am PDT #6549 of 10000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Steph on Catholic theology:

Betsy HP: I thought Limbo was no longer doctrine?

Steph: They've switched to Cha-Cha-Cha.

billytea - Aug 16, 2004 12:34:46 pm PDT #6550 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Natter:

Nutty: Is it a dumb idea to take a pair of scissors to my own head and make the excessively curly parts of my hair not do what they are doing? Because they are making me crazy and must stop immediately.

Gudanov: Nutty, two words, duct. tape.

Theodosia - Aug 17, 2004 8:17:50 am PDT #6551 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty:

I've always been of the opinion that erotica is porn with a face lift. Same smut, different name, and we all pretend there aren't any funnylooking stretched-out parts around the eyes.

Deena - Aug 17, 2004 8:37:49 am PDT #6552 of 10000

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

He makes me laugh and laugh:

Billytea:I am Maturo! Wonder at my superhero costume of sensible shoes and white socks pulled up to my knees! Be awestruck as I drive the Maturomobile on the freeway at 35 mph, protected by the inviolability of the Driving Hat! Behold my superpowers of getting kids offa my lawn!

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