'Heart Of Gold'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In F2F, people are worried about kosher bathtubs:
Trudy:
So I can use my Scrubbing Bubbles O'Pork? Because it really is my favorite cleanser.
lexine:
Trudy - that is in prep for your milk bath, right?
Trudy:
But of course!
Then I play with my pet lobster treyfy while knitting linen and wool together.
Ginger: These children are forcing me to abuse the superlative.
Steph on Catholic theology:
Betsy HP: I thought Limbo was no longer doctrine?
Steph: They've switched to Cha-Cha-Cha.
Natter:
Nutty: Is it a dumb idea to take a pair of scissors to my own head and make the excessively curly parts of my hair not do what they are doing? Because they are making me crazy and must stop immediately.
Gudanov: Nutty, two words, duct. tape.
Nutty:
I've always been of the opinion that erotica is porn with a face lift. Same smut, different name, and we all pretend there aren't any funnylooking stretched-out parts around the eyes.
He makes me laugh and laugh:
Billytea:I am Maturo! Wonder at my superhero costume of sensible shoes and white socks pulled up to my knees! Be awestruck as I drive the Maturomobile on the freeway at 35 mph, protected by the inviolability of the Driving Hat! Behold my superpowers of getting kids offa my lawn!
I promise not to spam this thread after this.
In FF:WR&E, talking about the badfic plot in the wrong hands:
Dana: The thought of how she would describe the cannibalism is actually making me a little queasy.
Theodosia: Sounds like comedy gold to me....
connie neil: At least we'd know there was a good reason for body parts to be in odd places.
Ginger, in Bitches:
I swear I need to start my own company: "Breast Cancer for Bitches" with the motto "Give me a pink bow and I'll have to shoot you."
Raquel in Bitches, summing it up:
The best thing about the Olympic coverage being on multiple affiliates is not having to listen to the snarky twits on NBC. And ya know? I never wanted to know that Katie Couric calls Bob Costas "Spongebob."
tommyrot: I think the issue of the proper awards ceremony behavior can best be resolved by asking the question: "What would Numfar do?"