Nutty:
I've always been of the opinion that erotica is porn with a face lift. Same smut, different name, and we all pretend there aren't any funnylooking stretched-out parts around the eyes.
Doesn't winter seem more like archiving season?
Willow ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Theodosia - Aug 17, 2004 8:17:50 am PDT #6551 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Deena - Aug 17, 2004 8:37:49 am PDT #6552 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
He makes me laugh and laugh:
Billytea:I am Maturo! Wonder at my superhero costume of sensible shoes and white socks pulled up to my knees! Be awestruck as I drive the Maturomobile on the freeway at 35 mph, protected by the inviolability of the Driving Hat! Behold my superpowers of getting kids offa my lawn!
Deena - Aug 17, 2004 8:53:57 am PDT #6553 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
I promise not to spam this thread after this.
In FF:WR&E, talking about the badfic plot in the wrong hands:
Dana: The thought of how she would describe the cannibalism is actually making me a little queasy.
Theodosia: Sounds like comedy gold to me....
connie neil: At least we'd know there was a good reason for body parts to be in odd places.
juliana - Aug 17, 2004 11:47:59 am PDT #6554 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Ginger, in Bitches:
I swear I need to start my own company: "Breast Cancer for Bitches" with the motto "Give me a pink bow and I'll have to shoot you."
deborah grabien - Aug 17, 2004 3:49:18 pm PDT #6555 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Raquel in Bitches, summing it up:
The best thing about the Olympic coverage being on multiple affiliates is not having to listen to the snarky twits on NBC. And ya know? I never wanted to know that Katie Couric calls Bob Costas "Spongebob."
Daisy Jane - Aug 17, 2004 7:17:36 pm PDT #6556 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
tommyrot: I think the issue of the proper awards ceremony behavior can best be resolved by asking the question: "What would Numfar do?"
billytea - Aug 18, 2004 8:20:53 am PDT #6557 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Hec, in Bitches, blaming it on the Bassanova:
There are so many Basset mixed breeds in my neighborhood, I have come to the conclusion that there is a sex god Basset on the loose. I have come to call him...Bassanova, and composed raps to him in a low, Big Daddy Kane style.
"Yo yo yo / my name is Bassanova / ya know I'm low slung / but I'm hung to get ovah..."
Theodosia - Aug 18, 2004 8:24:43 am PDT #6558 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nutty on personal defense in the Movies topic:
On topic, I am sort of surprised that more horror movie villains do not use frying pans. Always the knives, they go for. These dudes are (a) villains, (b) insane, and (c) usually undead. Shouldn't they be dumber, and try to kill Our Heroine with, like, a can of creamed corn or a baguette or something? But no, always the knives, except when it's a chain saw.
Trudy Booth - Aug 18, 2004 11:12:40 am PDT #6559 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Beverly: When the elder kid was teething, the pediatrician recommended a half-teaspoon of wine in 6 oz. of liquid in his bedtime bottle. It did make him fall asleep a little easier. The younger? A social drunk. It didn't sedate him, it wound him up, and he wanted company.
Theodosia - Aug 19, 2004 6:56:47 am PDT #6560 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Raquel:
I've hit an all-time low in breakfast nutrition, and am having an ice cream float.