Ginger: These children are forcing me to abuse the superlative.
Jayne: Well... I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'. Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.
'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Aug 16, 2004 9:12:45 am PDT #6548 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger - Aug 16, 2004 11:29:01 am PDT #6549 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Steph on Catholic theology:
Betsy HP: I thought Limbo was no longer doctrine?
Steph: They've switched to Cha-Cha-Cha.
billytea - Aug 16, 2004 12:34:46 pm PDT #6550 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Natter:
Nutty: Is it a dumb idea to take a pair of scissors to my own head and make the excessively curly parts of my hair not do what they are doing? Because they are making me crazy and must stop immediately.
Gudanov: Nutty, two words, duct. tape.
Theodosia - Aug 17, 2004 8:17:50 am PDT #6551 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nutty:
I've always been of the opinion that erotica is porn with a face lift. Same smut, different name, and we all pretend there aren't any funnylooking stretched-out parts around the eyes.
Deena - Aug 17, 2004 8:37:49 am PDT #6552 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
He makes me laugh and laugh:
Billytea:I am Maturo! Wonder at my superhero costume of sensible shoes and white socks pulled up to my knees! Be awestruck as I drive the Maturomobile on the freeway at 35 mph, protected by the inviolability of the Driving Hat! Behold my superpowers of getting kids offa my lawn!
Deena - Aug 17, 2004 8:53:57 am PDT #6553 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
I promise not to spam this thread after this.
In FF:WR&E, talking about the badfic plot in the wrong hands:
Dana: The thought of how she would describe the cannibalism is actually making me a little queasy.
Theodosia: Sounds like comedy gold to me....
connie neil: At least we'd know there was a good reason for body parts to be in odd places.
juliana - Aug 17, 2004 11:47:59 am PDT #6554 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Ginger, in Bitches:
I swear I need to start my own company: "Breast Cancer for Bitches" with the motto "Give me a pink bow and I'll have to shoot you."
deborah grabien - Aug 17, 2004 3:49:18 pm PDT #6555 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Raquel in Bitches, summing it up:
The best thing about the Olympic coverage being on multiple affiliates is not having to listen to the snarky twits on NBC. And ya know? I never wanted to know that Katie Couric calls Bob Costas "Spongebob."
Daisy Jane - Aug 17, 2004 7:17:36 pm PDT #6556 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
tommyrot: I think the issue of the proper awards ceremony behavior can best be resolved by asking the question: "What would Numfar do?"
billytea - Aug 18, 2004 8:20:53 am PDT #6557 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Hec, in Bitches, blaming it on the Bassanova:
There are so many Basset mixed breeds in my neighborhood, I have come to the conclusion that there is a sex god Basset on the loose. I have come to call him...Bassanova, and composed raps to him in a low, Big Daddy Kane style.
"Yo yo yo / my name is Bassanova / ya know I'm low slung / but I'm hung to get ovah..."