Trudy in Bitches, summing it all up about the Olympics, really:
Yesterday I was watching the coxless mens four. My inner twelve year old was outer.
Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'
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Trudy in Bitches, summing it all up about the Olympics, really:
Yesterday I was watching the coxless mens four. My inner twelve year old was outer.
Daniel, bringing the funny in Bitches:
Having the diabetes thing is annoying me with the change in perception. Now it's making me reinterpret classic songs.
For instance, I was listening to the oldies station and "Love The One You're With" came on.
If you're down...
and confused,
And you don't remember...
who you're talking to,
Concentration slips away...
At which point my brain goes.... "Sounds hyperglycemic. He might want to take his insulin..."
Allyson: It's harder for me to feed vegans than Nillys.
In F2F, people are worried about kosher bathtubs:
Trudy:
So I can use my Scrubbing Bubbles O'Pork? Because it really is my favorite cleanser.
lexine:
Trudy - that is in prep for your milk bath, right?
Trudy:
But of course!
Then I play with my pet lobster treyfy while knitting linen and wool together.
Ginger: These children are forcing me to abuse the superlative.
Steph on Catholic theology:
Betsy HP: I thought Limbo was no longer doctrine?
Steph: They've switched to Cha-Cha-Cha.
Natter:
Nutty: Is it a dumb idea to take a pair of scissors to my own head and make the excessively curly parts of my hair not do what they are doing? Because they are making me crazy and must stop immediately.
Gudanov: Nutty, two words, duct. tape.
Nutty:
I've always been of the opinion that erotica is porn with a face lift. Same smut, different name, and we all pretend there aren't any funnylooking stretched-out parts around the eyes.
He makes me laugh and laugh:
Billytea:I am Maturo! Wonder at my superhero costume of sensible shoes and white socks pulled up to my knees! Be awestruck as I drive the Maturomobile on the freeway at 35 mph, protected by the inviolability of the Driving Hat! Behold my superpowers of getting kids offa my lawn!
I promise not to spam this thread after this.
In FF:WR&E, talking about the badfic plot in the wrong hands:
Dana: The thought of how she would describe the cannibalism is actually making me a little queasy.
Theodosia: Sounds like comedy gold to me....
connie neil: At least we'd know there was a good reason for body parts to be in odd places.