Aimee in Movies:
I love "....the transgender agenda". It's my favorite. Although, to be honest, it's more of an itinerary.
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Kate P. - Jun 09, 2004 10:08:43 am PDT #6274 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Trudy Booth - Jun 09, 2004 11:36:03 am PDT #6275 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
KristinT: Aimee's got baby bubbles!
(Why am I now thinking she's going to give birth to sea monkeys?)
billytea: You've met the father?
Miracleman: That would RAWK!
...uh, I mean...what are you, a crazyhead?
sea monkeys would totally rock
amych: He ordered them out of the back of a comic book, didn't he?
Miracleman: Mock NOT the back-of-comic-book purchases.
The Hypno-Specs are how I got her to marry me.
billytea: "That would RAWK! "
It'd make for a much easier birth. And if it doesn't, then it'd make for a Doctor Who adventure.
KristinT: And then you'd take the little sea monkey niblets to their first day of school, and they'd have to explain why all the other kids didn't have to come to class in a paper cup...it would be tragic.
Miracleman: "Do you think those other kids have their very own fishbowl with a castle? Of course not. Don't you listen to them, sweeties. Now, put on your coat...we wouldn't want you to freeze solid."
KristinT: "But Dad, I don't look anything like that picture on the box!"
Miracleman: "And don't think I won't ask your mother about that!"
Nutty - Jun 09, 2004 12:08:00 pm PDT #6276 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Natter:
Miracleman: Any indication as to, you know, WHY they hadda evacuate the Capitol?
Steph L.: Reagan has clawed his way out of his coffin and is looking for a tender young neck to bite?
Tommyrot: Rumsfeld and Cheney went berserk with jealousy when they were mistakenly told that Reagan had begun his ascension?
Kate P. - Jun 09, 2004 4:29:53 pm PDT #6277 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Raquel in LOTR, on the FOTR Extended Edition:
I was so stunned that they got Nigel Tufnel to do commentary! Then I realized that was Orlando.
Steph L. - Jun 10, 2004 5:22:35 am PDT #6278 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter, on cremation and burial practices:
Tommyrot: I am now picturing a headstone that says, "Hey, don't dig me up!"
Lilty Cash: I think I'll request to be buried holding a switchblade, with a little plaque reading "I'll cut you! Don't try it!"
Toddson - Jun 10, 2004 8:34:32 am PDT #6279 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Gudanov in Natter (context optional):
Most managers see the onset of cannibalism as a sign to cut the meeting short.
juliana - Jun 10, 2004 10:26:35 am PDT #6280 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
DavidS, in Bitches,
Thanks, Hil, you've taken the already neurotic and obsessive Bitch population and got them doing elastic man calisthentics across the country.
Polter-Cow - Jun 10, 2004 3:13:14 pm PDT #6281 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Fun with Firefly personality tests:
ita:
80% Zoe.
Huh.
MechaKrelboyne:
Only 80%. Someone's slipping.
ita:
I need a Wash.
Allyson:
I'll fight you for him.
Kristen:
Oooh! I'll bring the popcorn.
ita:
1. I thought Jayne wanted Mal.
2. Do you still need your jaw broken? This could be some strange sort of win-win.
Connie Neil - Jun 10, 2004 8:26:20 pm PDT #6282 of 10000
brillig
ChiKat
Completely random question: would being single at 36 and getting a second cat turn me into crazy cat lady?
Ginger
I think the official cutoff is four or more cats.
Deb Not in my house, it aint.
ita
The limit's different for married women. I don't think you can be the textbook crazy cat lady.
Polter-Cow
There's a book?!?!?!
ita
Go away. Boys can't look at it.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 11, 2004 11:03:55 am PDT #6283 of 10000
What is even happening?
Deena: Kara just had company, my friend's girls closest to her age. She stripped naked, got snotty, kicked one of them in the face, stood in front of the television while they tried to watch, and then, when she got tired of me getting after her every two minutes, she chewed the ears off of a cat carving of mine.
Hec: I bet in her mind she's having a good day, though.