'War Stories'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Natter:
Miracleman: Any indication as to, you know, WHY they hadda evacuate the Capitol?
Steph L.: Reagan has clawed his way out of his coffin and is looking for a tender young neck to bite?
Tommyrot: Rumsfeld and Cheney went berserk with jealousy when they were mistakenly told that Reagan had begun his ascension?
Raquel in LOTR, on the FOTR Extended Edition:
I was so stunned that they got Nigel Tufnel to do commentary! Then I realized that was Orlando.
In Natter, on cremation and burial practices:
Tommyrot: I am now picturing a headstone that says, "Hey, don't dig me up!"
Lilty Cash: I think I'll request to be buried holding a switchblade, with a little plaque reading "I'll cut you! Don't try it!"
Gudanov in Natter (context optional):
Most managers see the onset of cannibalism as a sign to cut the meeting short.
DavidS, in Bitches,
Thanks, Hil, you've taken the already neurotic and obsessive Bitch population and got them doing elastic man calisthentics across the country.
Fun with Firefly personality tests:
ita:
80% Zoe.
Huh.
MechaKrelboyne:
Only 80%. Someone's slipping.
ita:
I need a Wash.
Allyson:
I'll fight you for him.
Kristen:
Oooh! I'll bring the popcorn.
ita:
1. I thought Jayne wanted Mal.
2. Do you still need your jaw broken? This could be some strange sort of win-win.
ChiKat
Completely random question: would being single at 36 and getting a second cat turn me into crazy cat lady?
Ginger
I think the official cutoff is four or more cats.
Deb Not in my house, it aint.
ita
The limit's different for married women. I don't think you can be the textbook crazy cat lady.
Polter-Cow
There's a book?!?!?!
ita
Go away. Boys can't look at it.
Deena: Kara just had company, my friend's girls closest to her age. She stripped naked, got snotty, kicked one of them in the face, stood in front of the television while they tried to watch, and then, when she got tired of me getting after her every two minutes, she chewed the ears off of a cat carving of mine.
Hec: I bet in her mind she's having a good day, though.
tommyrot - There is no lake in LA.
That's all I have to say.
DXMachina - They started in Minneapolis, then moved..
ita - There are more lakes in LA than there's Jazz in Utah.
Dana - They started in New Orleans, then moved.
Topic!Cindy - There are many Celts in Boston.
Jesse: They started in Ireland, then moved.
Deena in Bitches, on the joys of parenting a girl-tot:
In the time I was iconizing Colin, Kara gave our super-duper-gas-and-poopies machine her milk. And then after I took it away and as I was getting him some lactose free milk, she took hers, got the cap off, and dumped it down the heater vent, and then sat in the puddle on top of the vent and played with the electrical outlet.
I'm so ready to give her away to the first old lady who offers me some fresh rampion, I swear.