Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.

Snyder ,'Chosen'


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Nutty - Jun 09, 2004 12:08:00 pm PDT #6276 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Natter:

Miracleman: Any indication as to, you know, WHY they hadda evacuate the Capitol?

Steph L.: Reagan has clawed his way out of his coffin and is looking for a tender young neck to bite?

Tommyrot: Rumsfeld and Cheney went berserk with jealousy when they were mistakenly told that Reagan had begun his ascension?


Kate P. - Jun 09, 2004 4:29:53 pm PDT #6277 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Raquel in LOTR, on the FOTR Extended Edition:

I was so stunned that they got Nigel Tufnel to do commentary! Then I realized that was Orlando.


Steph L. - Jun 10, 2004 5:22:35 am PDT #6278 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter, on cremation and burial practices:

Tommyrot: I am now picturing a headstone that says, "Hey, don't dig me up!"

Lilty Cash: I think I'll request to be buried holding a switchblade, with a little plaque reading "I'll cut you! Don't try it!"


Toddson - Jun 10, 2004 8:34:32 am PDT #6279 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Gudanov in Natter (context optional):

Most managers see the onset of cannibalism as a sign to cut the meeting short.


juliana - Jun 10, 2004 10:26:35 am PDT #6280 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

DavidS, in Bitches,

Thanks, Hil, you've taken the already neurotic and obsessive Bitch population and got them doing elastic man calisthentics across the country.


Polter-Cow - Jun 10, 2004 3:13:14 pm PDT #6281 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Fun with Firefly personality tests:

ita:

80% Zoe.

Huh.

MechaKrelboyne:

Only 80%. Someone's slipping.

ita:

I need a Wash.

Allyson:

I'll fight you for him.

Kristen:

Oooh! I'll bring the popcorn.

ita:

1. I thought Jayne wanted Mal.

2. Do you still need your jaw broken? This could be some strange sort of win-win.


Connie Neil - Jun 10, 2004 8:26:20 pm PDT #6282 of 10000
brillig

ChiKat

Completely random question: would being single at 36 and getting a second cat turn me into crazy cat lady?

Ginger

I think the official cutoff is four or more cats.

Deb Not in my house, it aint.

ita

The limit's different for married women. I don't think you can be the textbook crazy cat lady.

Polter-Cow

There's a book?!?!?!

ita

Go away. Boys can't look at it.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 11, 2004 11:03:55 am PDT #6283 of 10000
What is even happening?

Deena: Kara just had company, my friend's girls closest to her age. She stripped naked, got snotty, kicked one of them in the face, stood in front of the television while they tried to watch, and then, when she got tired of me getting after her every two minutes, she chewed the ears off of a cat carving of mine.

Hec: I bet in her mind she's having a good day, though.


amych - Jun 11, 2004 12:09:03 pm PDT #6284 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

tommyrot - There is no lake in LA.

That's all I have to say.

DXMachina - They started in Minneapolis, then moved..

ita - There are more lakes in LA than there's Jazz in Utah.

Dana - They started in New Orleans, then moved.

Topic!Cindy - There are many Celts in Boston.

Jesse: They started in Ireland, then moved.


deborah grabien - Jun 11, 2004 12:25:43 pm PDT #6285 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Deena in Bitches, on the joys of parenting a girl-tot:

In the time I was iconizing Colin, Kara gave our super-duper-gas-and-poopies machine her milk. And then after I took it away and as I was getting him some lactose free milk, she took hers, got the cap off, and dumped it down the heater vent, and then sat in the puddle on top of the vent and played with the electrical outlet.

I'm so ready to give her away to the first old lady who offers me some fresh rampion, I swear.