KristinT: Aimee's got baby bubbles!

(Why am I now thinking she's going to give birth to sea monkeys?)

billytea: You've met the father?

Miracleman: That would RAWK!

...uh, I mean...what are you, a crazyhead?

sea monkeys would totally rock

amych: He ordered them out of the back of a comic book, didn't he?

Miracleman: Mock NOT the back-of-comic-book purchases.

The Hypno-Specs are how I got her to marry me.

billytea: "That would RAWK! "

It'd make for a much easier birth. And if it doesn't, then it'd make for a Doctor Who adventure.

KristinT: And then you'd take the little sea monkey niblets to their first day of school, and they'd have to explain why all the other kids didn't have to come to class in a paper cup...it would be tragic.

Miracleman: "Do you think those other kids have their very own fishbowl with a castle? Of course not. Don't you listen to them, sweeties. Now, put on your coat...we wouldn't want you to freeze solid."

KristinT: "But Dad, I don't look anything like that picture on the box!"

Miracleman: "And don't think I won't ask your mother about that!"

Natter:

Miracleman: Any indication as to, you know, WHY they hadda evacuate the Capitol?

Steph L.: Reagan has clawed his way out of his coffin and is looking for a tender young neck to bite?

Tommyrot: Rumsfeld and Cheney went berserk with jealousy when they were mistakenly told that Reagan had begun his ascension?

Raquel in LOTR, on the FOTR Extended Edition:

I was so stunned that they got Nigel Tufnel to do commentary! Then I realized that was Orlando.

In Natter, on cremation and burial practices:

Tommyrot: I am now picturing a headstone that says, "Hey, don't dig me up!"

Lilty Cash: I think I'll request to be buried holding a switchblade, with a little plaque reading "I'll cut you! Don't try it!"

Gudanov in Natter (context optional):

Most managers see the onset of cannibalism as a sign to cut the meeting short.

DavidS, in Bitches,

Thanks, Hil, you've taken the already neurotic and obsessive Bitch population and got them doing elastic man calisthentics across the country.

Fun with Firefly personality tests:

ita:

80% Zoe.

Huh.

MechaKrelboyne:

Only 80%. Someone's slipping.

ita:

I need a Wash.

Allyson:

I'll fight you for him.

Kristen:

Oooh! I'll bring the popcorn.

ita:

1. I thought Jayne wanted Mal.

2. Do you still need your jaw broken? This could be some strange sort of win-win.

ChiKat

Completely random question: would being single at 36 and getting a second cat turn me into crazy cat lady?

Ginger

I think the official cutoff is four or more cats.

Deb Not in my house, it aint.

ita

The limit's different for married women. I don't think you can be the textbook crazy cat lady.

Polter-Cow

There's a book?!?!?!

ita

Go away. Boys can't look at it.

Deena: Kara just had company, my friend's girls closest to her age. She stripped naked, got snotty, kicked one of them in the face, stood in front of the television while they tried to watch, and then, when she got tired of me getting after her every two minutes, she chewed the ears off of a cat carving of mine.

Hec: I bet in her mind she's having a good day, though.

tommyrot - There is no lake in LA.

That's all I have to say.

DXMachina - They started in Minneapolis, then moved..

ita - There are more lakes in LA than there's Jazz in Utah.

Dana - They started in New Orleans, then moved.

Topic!Cindy - There are many Celts in Boston.

Jesse: They started in Ireland, then moved.