That makes me the Buffista to be named later.
So Gud is Susan W's kid?
Huh.
That's not what making out sounds like -- unless I'm doing it wrong?
Willow ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Sean K - May 07, 2004 8:33:21 am PDT #6096 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
smonster - May 07, 2004 8:44:57 am PDT #6097 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Angel, spoilery for this week's ep. Almost chicken-souvlaki-on-my-monitor.
debg: I have one problem with the Buffy-The Immortal thing. If she is in fact getting her groove back by having wild sex with him, what in hell does she call him in bed? Because frankly? "Oh, baby, oh The Immortal, do it The Immortal, oh ohohoh I loves me The Immortal, gimme some sugar The Immortal", well, no.
NovaChild: "Immie" That's what I'd call him.
ETA: Plus, for a TV actress, you get the added funny of "Oh, Immie, I want you SO MUCH!"
KathyA: Immie? Mort?
Frankenbuddha: Duncan? Methos? He who I am to kill with my pink secrets?
deer loward, it took me 6 tries to get the quick edit right.
Frankenbuddha - May 07, 2004 9:43:21 am PDT #6098 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
It should be noted that my contribution to that particular exchange was lifted from postings by several other Buffistas.
Trudy Booth - May 07, 2004 10:40:58 am PDT #6099 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jilli Voice of Reason: everyone else at the party was terribly bohemian and terribly intellectual, don't you know, and wanted to spend the evening living out every bad pretentious arteeeest cliché they could.
Steph L: At the end of the evening, did one of them die from consumption, coughing pitifully in a garret?
amyparker - May 07, 2004 3:09:35 pm PDT #6100 of 10000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.
KristenT, in Minearverse:
My house was built by sweaty men in tights with sexist catch phrases. Well, not literally.
DXMachina - May 08, 2004 3:04:22 pm PDT #6101 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Bitches:
Lee: I like being an actual aunt, and spoiling my nieces, and look forward to being a sort of aunt to the Miracleborn sprog, especially since you have to figure the kid will need some semi-normal people around.
Aimée: HEY!!!
Miracleman: Aww...wait, no. Hey!
No...wait...
She's got a point.
Lee: - two words: Baby Catapult. ijs.
Gus - May 09, 2004 2:36:24 pm PDT #6102 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Steph L., describing the contents of a mystery-gift which must be opened quickly:
It's potato salad and a hairless cat.
DXMachina - May 09, 2004 2:57:01 pm PDT #6103 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I liked the bit before it:
Steph: Hec, if my present gets delivered before the wedding, you really should open it right away. In a box from Uncommon Goods.
David: Duly noted! Does that mean it's food? Or is it baby chicks? Because nothing says love like a box full of starved to death baby chicks.
erikaj - May 10, 2004 9:58:54 am PDT #6104 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Hec, in Natter, not because it's funny, more on target: Evil is easy. Good is hard. You have to exercise your moral faculties.
Topic!Cindy - May 10, 2004 3:29:59 pm PDT #6105 of 10000
What is even happening?
NovaChild: Okay, gotta ask. AIFG?
Narrowed it down (I think) to "And I Feel Good" or "And It's Fuckin' Great"
DXMachina: The latter.
Plei: The latter.
NovaChild: Woohoo! I rule. I guessed it.
t dances with awesome
amych:
"And It's Fuckin' Great"
we have a winnah!
The fabulous origin story, courtesy of the even fabulouser Fay:
Person A: <sheepishly/shamefully> I...I kinda like to wear rubber gloves on my head and pretend to be a chicken. Sometimes. Er. For a laugh, you know?
Person B: I do that every weekend.
Person C: I'm wearing a rubber glove on my head right now and it's fucking great! Those non-rubber-glove-wearers (henceforth to be called NRGW) don't know what they're missing!
Person A: Yeah!
Person B: Let's set up our own forum
NovaChild: Seen that... somewhere... don't know where.
Penny Arcade, maybe?
NovaChild (again): Oh. Google says it's in the FAQ. Silly me.