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Hey, if it means I don't have to read any more, woo and, might I add, a big hoo.

Xander ,'Sleeper'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Pix - May 10, 2004 5:24:15 pm PDT #6106 of 10000

The status is NOT quo.

amych

Never let it be said that the Buffistas aren't an edjumacational experience.

Nonian

I forget who it was, but when I was very new here, I learned from someone that fellate is a verb.

Allyson

I'm curious aas to what you thought fellate was.

Frankenbuddha

Ah see, that's not fair, because the distaff version would be cunnilinging as far as I can tell, and that's really a *ahem* mouthful.

Probably not as much a mouthful as the other, granted. Probably.

Nonian

Well, I knew what it meant. I'd just never heard the verb form before. In my pre-Buffista experience, it was only a noun.

amych

Depends on your technique.

Allyson

Should we be talking about beards and fellatio in here?

Minearverse: Bitches Lite

Frankenbuddha

The Minearverse: absorbing all other threads since 2004.

amych - May 10, 2004 5:26:29 pm PDT #6107 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

flea: Today's lesson: Torture bad, Gus pretty.

Nilly - May 10, 2004 9:13:39 pm PDT #6108 of 10000

Swouncing

UnAmerican:

moonlit: You're back!! How's things?
Julie: Things are thingy. (In fact, so thingy that, like Suess, I've had to number them!)

Beverly - May 10, 2004 9:41:19 pm PDT #6109 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Robin brightening a dismal day in Natter:

BF just took me out for a drive around Griiffith Park and we saw a guy flying along on a cool recumbent bike, natty Korean golfers, a movie shoot, a lady on a white Arabian horse, a young Latino couple leaning on their car and kissing, dogs playing frisbee with their owner, and lot of gorgeous greenery. Hooray city parks!

Laura - May 11, 2004 9:53:22 am PDT #6110 of 10000

Our wings are not tired.

Betsy HP in Minearverse

Next term: Latin for Perverts.

(Courses I would SO sign up for.)

Polter-Cow - May 11, 2004 1:16:34 pm PDT #6111 of 10000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Jossverse:

Steph L.: Is there a character named L'Oreal? Who fights crime through her impeccably applied cosmetics?

sumi: And her beautifully colored hair?

Steph L.: She *always* defeats the bad guys, because...she's worth it.

Sean K - May 12, 2004 6:56:50 am PDT #6112 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

A not awake yet msbelle, in Natter:

am walking dead. did not set alarm. was startled awake by contractor buzzing the door. am dead.

attempts at regaining sleep have failed. everyone must die. am running on orange juice infusion.

will be 81 today. am not prepared with summer clothes. again, death for everyone. universe fails to bend to my will.

Beware the Sleepy Pink Death

Trudy Booth - May 12, 2004 7:46:48 am PDT #6113 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Steph L: Cicadas don't eat anything. Not people, not vegetation. Basically, they hang out and then die. In very very large numbers.

Sean K: Maybe they would last longer if they at least had a snack every now and then.

Jessica: DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM.

Miracleman: "Jeez, I mean...seventeen years. Wow. You look...well...honestly? You look a little peaked. You want a sandwich? Some chips? A field of corn?

"Just a little nosh to get some color back?"

Glamcookie - May 12, 2004 11:37:26 am PDT #6114 of 10000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Besty HP in Natter:

Steve McQueen treated his terminal cancer with coffee enemas. He died.

Kate P. - May 12, 2004 11:52:24 am PDT #6115 of 10000

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Jessica in F2F:

I shall be called Bob (short for Kate). You shall know me by my liking of carrots.

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