KristenT, in Minearverse:
My house was built by sweaty men in tights with sexist catch phrases. Well, not literally.
You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
amyparker - May 07, 2004 3:09:35 pm PDT #6100 of 10000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.
DXMachina - May 08, 2004 3:04:22 pm PDT #6101 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Bitches:
Lee: I like being an actual aunt, and spoiling my nieces, and look forward to being a sort of aunt to the Miracleborn sprog, especially since you have to figure the kid will need some semi-normal people around.
Aimée: HEY!!!
Miracleman: Aww...wait, no. Hey!
No...wait...
She's got a point.
Lee: - two words: Baby Catapult. ijs.
Gus - May 09, 2004 2:36:24 pm PDT #6102 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Steph L., describing the contents of a mystery-gift which must be opened quickly:
It's potato salad and a hairless cat.
DXMachina - May 09, 2004 2:57:01 pm PDT #6103 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I liked the bit before it:
Steph: Hec, if my present gets delivered before the wedding, you really should open it right away. In a box from Uncommon Goods.
David: Duly noted! Does that mean it's food? Or is it baby chicks? Because nothing says love like a box full of starved to death baby chicks.
erikaj - May 10, 2004 9:58:54 am PDT #6104 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Hec, in Natter, not because it's funny, more on target: Evil is easy. Good is hard. You have to exercise your moral faculties.
Topic!Cindy - May 10, 2004 3:29:59 pm PDT #6105 of 10000
What is even happening?
NovaChild: Okay, gotta ask. AIFG?
Narrowed it down (I think) to "And I Feel Good" or "And It's Fuckin' Great"
DXMachina: The latter.
Plei: The latter.
NovaChild: Woohoo! I rule. I guessed it.
t dances with awesome
amych:
"And It's Fuckin' Great"
we have a winnah!
The fabulous origin story, courtesy of the even fabulouser Fay:
Person A: <sheepishly/shamefully> I...I kinda like to wear rubber gloves on my head and pretend to be a chicken. Sometimes. Er. For a laugh, you know?
Person B: I do that every weekend.
Person C: I'm wearing a rubber glove on my head right now and it's fucking great! Those non-rubber-glove-wearers (henceforth to be called NRGW) don't know what they're missing!
Person A: Yeah!
Person B: Let's set up our own forum
NovaChild: Seen that... somewhere... don't know where.
Penny Arcade, maybe?
NovaChild (again): Oh. Google says it's in the FAQ. Silly me.
Pix - May 10, 2004 5:24:15 pm PDT #6106 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
amych
Never let it be said that the Buffistas aren't an edjumacational experience.
Nonian
I forget who it was, but when I was very new here, I learned from someone that fellate is a verb.
Allyson
I'm curious aas to what you thought fellate was.
Frankenbuddha
Ah see, that's not fair, because the distaff version would be cunnilinging as far as I can tell, and that's really a *ahem* mouthful.
Probably not as much a mouthful as the other, granted. Probably.
Nonian
Well, I knew what it meant. I'd just never heard the verb form before. In my pre-Buffista experience, it was only a noun.
amych
Depends on your technique.
Allyson
Should we be talking about beards and fellatio in here?
Minearverse: Bitches Lite
Frankenbuddha
The Minearverse: absorbing all other threads since 2004.
amych - May 10, 2004 5:26:29 pm PDT #6107 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
flea: Today's lesson: Torture bad, Gus pretty.
Nilly - May 10, 2004 9:13:39 pm PDT #6108 of 10000
Swouncing
UnAmerican:
moonlit: You're back!! How's things?
Julie: Things are thingy. (In fact, so thingy that, like Suess, I've had to number them!)
Beverly - May 10, 2004 9:41:19 pm PDT #6109 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Robin brightening a dismal day in Natter:
BF just took me out for a drive around Griiffith Park and we saw a guy flying along on a cool recumbent bike, natty Korean golfers, a movie shoot, a lady on a white Arabian horse, a young Latino couple leaning on their car and kissing, dogs playing frisbee with their owner, and lot of gorgeous greenery. Hooray city parks!