Mal ,'Ariel'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Bitches:
Lee: I like being an actual aunt, and spoiling my nieces, and look forward to being a sort of aunt to the Miracleborn sprog, especially since you have to figure the kid will need some semi-normal people around.
Aimée: HEY!!!
Miracleman: Aww...wait, no. Hey!
No...wait...
She's got a point.
Lee: - two words: Baby Catapult. ijs.
Steph L., describing the contents of a mystery-gift which must be opened quickly:
It's potato salad and a hairless cat.
I liked the bit before it:
Steph: Hec, if my present gets delivered before the wedding, you really should open it right away. In a box from Uncommon Goods.
David: Duly noted! Does that mean it's food? Or is it baby chicks? Because nothing says love like a box full of starved to death baby chicks.
Hec, in Natter, not because it's funny, more on target: Evil is easy. Good is hard. You have to exercise your moral faculties.
NovaChild: Okay, gotta ask. AIFG?
Narrowed it down (I think) to "And I Feel Good" or "And It's Fuckin' Great"
DXMachina: The latter.
Plei: The latter.
NovaChild: Woohoo! I rule. I guessed it.
t dances with awesome
amych:
"And It's Fuckin' Great"
we have a winnah!
The fabulous origin story, courtesy of the even fabulouser Fay:
Person A: <sheepishly/shamefully> I...I kinda like to wear rubber gloves on my head and pretend to be a chicken. Sometimes. Er. For a laugh, you know?
Person B: I do that every weekend.
Person C: I'm wearing a rubber glove on my head right now and it's fucking great! Those non-rubber-glove-wearers (henceforth to be called NRGW) don't know what they're missing!
Person A: Yeah!
Person B: Let's set up our own forum
NovaChild: Seen that... somewhere... don't know where.
Penny Arcade, maybe?
NovaChild (again): Oh. Google says it's in the FAQ. Silly me.
amych
Never let it be said that the Buffistas aren't an edjumacational experience.
Nonian
I forget who it was, but when I was very new here, I learned from someone that fellate is a verb.
Allyson
I'm curious aas to what you thought fellate was.
Frankenbuddha
Ah see, that's not fair, because the distaff version would be cunnilinging as far as I can tell, and that's really a *ahem* mouthful.
Probably not as much a mouthful as the other, granted. Probably.
Nonian
Well, I knew what it meant. I'd just never heard the verb form before. In my pre-Buffista experience, it was only a noun.
amych
Depends on your technique.
Allyson
Should we be talking about beards and fellatio in here?
Minearverse: Bitches Lite
Frankenbuddha
The Minearverse: absorbing all other threads since 2004.
flea: Today's lesson: Torture bad, Gus pretty.
UnAmerican:
moonlit: You're back!! How's things?
Julie: Things are thingy. (In fact, so thingy that, like Suess, I've had to number them!)
Robin brightening a dismal day in Natter:
BF just took me out for a drive around Griiffith Park and we saw a guy flying along on a cool recumbent bike, natty Korean golfers, a movie shoot, a lady on a white Arabian horse, a young Latino couple leaning on their car and kissing, dogs playing frisbee with their owner, and lot of gorgeous greenery. Hooray city parks!
Betsy HP in Minearverse
Next term: Latin for Perverts.
(Courses I would SO sign up for.)